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Offline Zacherof

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2013, 04:16:15 PM »
Quote from: Curval on August 13, 2013, 02:43:59 PM
Skittles, Iced tea, Hoodie
OMG that's bad :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2013, 04:29:23 PM »
Quote from: Curval on August 13, 2013, 02:43:59 PM
Skittles, Iced tea, Hoodie

LOL!!!   :aok  best one yet!    :rofl

I didn't know that the skittles and AZ tea mixed with some cough syrup makes for a supposed buzz, evidently that is a new "thang" in the under-21 crowd?
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2013, 05:14:25 PM »
Walk into the grocery area of a supercenter carrying some KY and a dress.  Spend a couple minutes picking through the cucumbers looking befuddled before you call over an employee and ask them to help you find the largest one.  When the employee thinks they have one that you may find suitable you either...
A.  Say "No, No, that's too small!  Do you have any squash?"

B.  Start crying and say "That's the biggest you've got?  Everything is ruined!"  Then throw down the dress and the lube and storm out. 
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2013, 05:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Tec on August 13, 2013, 05:14:25 PM
Walk into the grocery area of a supercenter carrying some KY and a dress.  Spend a couple minutes picking through the cucumbers looking befuddled before you call over an employee and ask them to help you find the largest one.  When the employee thinks they have one that you may find suitable you either...
A.  Say "No, No, that's too small!  Do you have any squash?"

B.  Start crying and say "That's the biggest you've got?  Everything is ruined!"  Then throw down the dress and the lube and storm out. 

This would work the best. Being a former cashier I can say that most employees are absent minded while on the job and won't notice (I wouldn't anyway). This is getting their attention and will be sure to get an awkward look.

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2013, 06:40:40 PM »
A can of soda, A newspaper and toilet paper and ask where the fitting rooms are !!
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2013, 12:23:11 AM »
They sell machetes at wal mart?
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2013, 12:53:28 AM »
Quote from: texasmom on August 14, 2013, 12:23:11 AM
They sell machetes at wal mart?

only in the free states.

papers, please. why are you asking all these questions?
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #37 on: August 14, 2013, 01:01:50 AM »
Quote from: Shane on August 14, 2013, 12:53:28 AM
only in the free states.

papers, please. why are you asking all these questions?

you from maryland?


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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #38 on: August 14, 2013, 01:20:26 AM »
Saw a beautiful rose Bush on the side of the highway - looked like probably a memorial Bush... a gal was whacking the heck out of it with a machete.  Was probably the wierdest thing I've ever seen....that gal was furious.
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2013, 06:01:23 AM »
Quote from: texasmom on August 14, 2013, 12:23:11 AM
They sell machetes at wal mart?
Yep, on the Camping isle.

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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2013, 08:54:24 AM »
astroglide, numbing spray, and a ball bat
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2013, 09:04:45 AM »
Cereals, Milk, a basket of apples.


Following those freaks above, this would really stand out and irritate the cashier.   :old:
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2013, 07:46:54 PM »
Preparation H, Laxatives, KY jelly  :O
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2013, 08:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Skuzzy on August 13, 2013, 03:30:12 PM
Honey, battery cable clamps, and the DVD of "Zack and Miri Make a Porno"

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Who locks the threads when Skuzzy gets out of hand  :D
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Re: The Walmart Game
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2013, 08:33:40 PM »
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