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Offline bloom25

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« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2001, 07:05:00 PM »
WTG Swager (and especially Swager's wife.)  :)
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« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2001, 07:23:00 PM »
Me, my wife, my kids, congragulate you and your wife on the newest member of your family.

Being a parent is knowing happiness beyond anything in your imagination.

Salute

Sax
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Offline R4M

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« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2001, 08:21:00 PM »
Congrats to all the Swager family!  :)
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« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2001, 11:47:00 AM »
Swager,

CONGRATULATIONS!  :D Glad to hear all is well with baby and Mom!

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Offline mrfish

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« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2001, 03:33:00 PM »
yeehoo!   :D
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2001, 11:12:00 PM »
A big thumbs up to Mama, a job well done.  :)

My wifes comment to me while she was delivering our daughter.. "You ever touch me again, I'll cut yer crank off."

Now, my daughter is 17, and I agree with the sentiment entirely.

Good luck to all three of yah, and God Bless!
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« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2001, 10:07:00 AM »
Congrats,

Have you opend a account for her yet??
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« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2001, 12:16:00 PM »
So if you have a child that means that you and... Did...    :eek: Uck... That's discussing.....
<puke>

LOL   :)

Congrads Dude!
WTG!
Wish you the best of luck, even though you are not ever going to get any sleep for close to the next 8 months   :)

If you ever need any advice, don't come to me because I don't have a clue    :confused:
Go see daddog   :D

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Offline Swager

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« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2001, 11:28:00 AM »
Little Update!

Wife and kid came home on Saturday (23th) and all is well.

Im learning some amazing things!

Get this.  I learned that when the little girl gets cranky I just start the vacumn cleaner and she settles right down!   :)

She can sit in a toejamty diaper for hours, but if she has a little pee-pee in her diaper she lets us know right away!! Weird

You others with kids, are there any strange techniques you used to settle the kid down?

Tricks of the having children trade!    :)

Swager Out!!

Oh BTW Heater, I will not be getting my little girl a AH account.  My wife said one of my jobs as the father was to keep her away from society's rif-raf. So unfortunatly the AH account was diss-allowed.  <G>   :)

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« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2001, 11:50:00 AM »
CONGRATS!  Your life as you know it now,is over.   :D

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« Reply #40 on: June 29, 2001, 09:29:00 AM »
Swager, here is a method that I have used to calm my six year old daughter from day one when she was an infant:

Sit on the side of the bed. Hold her firmly to your chest with both your arms wrapped around her. Its important to hold her real tight as it makes her feel secure. Then start bouncing slowly up and down as you sit there, using your legs to push up, down, up, down. It must be rythmic. Hum while you do this. Dont hum a song, just humm. As you bounce up and down, the tone in your humming will have a rythmic varience. It is easy to keep this up for a long time. You can tell that they like it, because they will trance out on ya.

Have fun  :) Enjoy it while you can...
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« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2001, 09:33:00 AM »
Congrats for the baby   :)

My condolences for your sleeptime   ;)

Pepe
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Offline Westy MOL

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« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2001, 10:18:00 AM »
Well, it's a life long learning session you entered Swager. But it is the best     :)

 Try using mobiles and props with a black/red checkered pattern. It really rivets them and occupies thier attention a lot.

 Babies LOVE Mozart. No bull

 The wind up swing thing. Most kids love them.
 
 Small two ounce bottles of water, not juice, to offest between feedings. Helped my son.

 Rocking chair to help mom/dad to rock the baby to sleep or to just calm her.


 OH!!! They also LOVE "The Three Stooges" "Monty Python" and "Benny Hill" reruns!!!   ;)


   -  Westy

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