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Offline Meatwad

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Cookie Clicker
« on: September 11, 2013, 08:20:59 PM »
How many cookies can you click

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Offline bagrat

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 10:48:35 PM »
made so many cookies, ashamed :o
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2013, 08:46:41 PM »
It has become cookie crack

Currently making 436,000 cookies a second  :rofl
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline EskimoJoe

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2013, 09:41:32 PM »
1,254,155 per second at the moment.
Put a +1 on your geekness atribute  :aok

Offline Meatwad

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2013, 10:12:15 PM »
Sitting at 1.58 mil now

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See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline bagrat

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2013, 10:24:28 PM »
had about 9 time machines, 14 vortex and like 50 mutant grandmas. everything else was sold for sweat shop perk to make the grannys more productive.
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Offline minke

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2013, 02:55:19 PM »
Bahhh, why you guys make me click this stuff? 70k cookies per hour now :(

Offline Pigslilspaz

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2013, 08:54:04 PM »
Oh god I forgot all about this. Now I'm at 23.1M cookies a second. I need help.

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Offline chaser

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2013, 01:53:01 PM »
Maybe I'm missing something obvious, but where's the milk and how do you get it? lol

Offline minke

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2013, 04:56:39 PM »
more achievements=more milk, buying kittens helps too, they also unlock stuff

Offline chaser

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2013, 05:13:41 PM »
Ah ok.


Well I addicted to this stupid little game now  :furious

Making 5,102,535.2 cookies a second now.



Gotta leave the house here in a little while so I'm just gonna leave it up. Should have about 90 billion (with a B!) cookies when I gat back home at current rate of production lol

Offline minke

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2013, 05:51:10 PM »
8.5 million per second, 456 billion in the bank

Offline chaser

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2013, 11:20:36 PM »
Well I added a few more things to my production before I left and I got home to 111 Billion cookies lol

They released an update and added a "antimatter condenser that cranks out 999,999/sec. I bought 11 and an upgrade plus other production and upgrades. I'm making 39,985544.4 a second now lol


Someone please help me.

Offline Latrobe

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2013, 11:36:28 PM »
Why is this so much fun! I've been leaving it going all day. Making 20,985,000 Cps. Over 254,450,000,000 Cookies in the bank. OMG! I need help.... and a Cookie.

Offline M0nkey_Man

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2013, 11:47:32 PM »
I blame you for me getting nothing accomplished today :lol
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