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Offline Plazus

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #75 on: October 05, 2013, 05:20:00 PM »
And you get better stats for it as well. The characters are pretty interesting. I remember switching to Trevor and him waking up in a dumpster wondering like how the heck he got there.

When I switched to Trevor one time, he was in his underwear laying on the railroad tracks as a train came bearing down on him. Every cut-scene with Trevor has been highly entertaining for me because you just never know what he is going to say or do next.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #76 on: October 05, 2013, 05:32:43 PM »
Well I got GTA5. What I did on the weekend:

1. Robbed a jewelry store
2. Destroyed my competitor's meth lab so I could retain my customers
3. Played some tennis
4. Smoked some weed and killed a bunch of aliens as they tried to abduct me while I was on my high
5. Took a light walk down Mt. Chiliad
6. Stole my gold-digger psychologist's car and wrecked it to a million pieces as I drove to my old friend Lester's place
7. Made some diddlyin' paper
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #77 on: October 06, 2013, 12:29:55 AM »
When I switched to Trevor one time, he was in his underwear laying on the railroad tracks as a train came bearing down on him. Every cut-scene with Trevor has been highly entertaining for me because you just never know what he is going to say or do next.

Had one time switching to Trevor and he was chasing a car along the LS river yelling that he was sorry for showing them "His thingie"


As for GTA:O I will be waiting for the eventual PC version/port to be joining in on the online part of the game :)

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #78 on: October 06, 2013, 09:38:46 AM »
I've tried a few times to get on GTA Online with no success. Not sure if I like the character creation part. Seems too clunky and I honestly don't care what my grandparents, or parents look like for that matter.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #79 on: October 06, 2013, 01:15:15 PM »
So.... Who is going to start a "Crew" and get all of us ah players in it?

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« Reply #80 on: October 06, 2013, 01:59:02 PM »
I've tried a few times to get on GTA Online with no success. Not sure if I like the character creation part. Seems too clunky and I honestly don't care what my grandparents, or parents look like for that matter.
online only started on Oct 1st. However, I heard both of the servers (ps3/xbox) crashed on the 1st because of the amount of people all trying to get on them at the same time.

I still haven't even tried it yet though. I do ok though that I had to download a patch last night, so that have something to do with it.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #81 on: October 07, 2013, 03:46:25 PM »
There are still some minor stability issues on 360 and probably PS3 as well.

It wasn't that the servers crashed, it's simply that they didn't correctly anticipate how many servers they would need and didn't have enough available on launch day, in addition to several bugs that prevented players from starting, or finishing the tutorial.

It was a pretty awful launch, but in a game like this  and such a massive project being undertaken for the first time, it should be expected. Online is basically one huge beta until things are fully figured out and functional. Overall, it already has some insane potential for a group of friends.

online only started on Oct 1st. However, I heard both of the servers (ps3/xbox) crashed on the 1st because of the amount of people all trying to get on them at the same time.

I still haven't even tried it yet though. I do ok though that I had to download a patch last night, so that have something to do with it.

The patch for 360 fixed a lot of the tutorial bugs and 'connecting to online session' bugs that prevented a lot of people from playing, among other things.

For PS3, there have been a few patches to fix server stability and some other issues.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #82 on: October 07, 2013, 04:06:27 PM »
It was a pretty awful launch, but in a game like this  and such a massive project being undertaken for the first time, it should be expected. Online is basically one huge beta until things are fully figured out and functional. Overall, it already has some insane potential for a group of friends.

It seems to be half-decently good for me now on PS3.  My biggest issue has been occasional inability to get missions.  Just means I get to run around in free roam for a while.

The loss of character/progress glitches are pretty scary though.

The inability to get through the tutorial was probably the worst of it that I saw.

Here's what gets me though: They have $1bn in sales in a few days.  Based on that, safe to say over 17 million copies sold in between release and Oct 1.  I'm sure it's more, but I fail at google today.

One of the early issues was that the PSN had some kind of cap on concurrent users that wasn't allowing people to connect.  How does something that significant slip through the cracks at that level of game development?  Nobody at Rockstar thought to pick up the phone to their contact at Sony and say something to the effect of, 'Hey... we just broke all sales records.  Around 17 million people are probably going to be wanting to go online with the game in a couple weeks, is that going to be an issue?'

Yet it didn't get caught until after release.  That just boggles my mind.

I'm looking forward to it though.  It's been pretty fun thus far, although it's seemed to me to feel a lot like DayZ at times.  If you're within range of other players in free roam you're likely about to get shot at.

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #83 on: October 07, 2013, 04:17:49 PM »


Just sneak up behind someone and whack them, its the funniest thing ever.

I see you follow the Thrila mantra of playing GTA, he whacks every passer by for the fun of it!   

I had a 3 day bender last week,  we planned a great raid on the military base and got the jet out.   Can now rocket vulch the international airport at will Trevor loves it!   

I think my Hangars at sandy shores have more hardware than their military base now!   
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #84 on: October 08, 2013, 12:32:43 PM »
Funny GTA V video from Machinima.

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« Reply #85 on: October 08, 2013, 04:14:47 PM »
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #86 on: October 08, 2013, 07:29:14 PM »
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #87 on: October 10, 2013, 02:56:10 PM »
I hooked up with some guys last night and we played quite a few rounds of top gun.

The trick is for the runners to hop on the dirt bike and immediately make a hard left to get on the dirt road that goes around the military base.  Then use the mountains on the North end to jump into the base.  Now drive around and get in one of the remaining jets.  hehe now the game is DOGFIGHT with cannon and sidewinders, woot woot.  This is if your opponent does not vulch you on takeoff... :lol

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #88 on: October 10, 2013, 03:04:37 PM »
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #89 on: October 11, 2013, 04:40:18 PM »
Anyone play GTA Online? Add me.. 'Mirakelz'   on Xbox live.