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Offline ozrocker

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Anyone want a real lazy NASA job?
« on: September 24, 2013, 08:48:43 PM »
Make 18k laying in a bed.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/crossingborders/2013/09/18/nasa-will-pay-18000-to-watch-you-rest-in-bed-for-real/


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Re: Anyone want a real lazy NASA job?
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2013, 12:03:26 AM »
I'm overqualified.
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Re: Anyone want a real lazy NASA job?
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2013, 07:31:11 AM »
I couldn't do it.  No way in hell I'd pass the physical or psych tests and I have a hard time spending 8 hours in a bed.

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Offline Gman

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Re: Anyone want a real lazy NASA job?
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2013, 08:04:46 AM »
Oh, it sounds like fun until you find out that you can't leave the bed apparatus for ANY reason.  This includes relieving yourself.  In fact, they install a catheter for "number 1", an always fun time, and provide a contraption for you to awkwardly use for "number 2".  This is while under observation from all kinds of people constantly.   Still sound like it's worth 18$k?  I'd rather spend the same amount of time out collecting cans and bottles.

Offline bagrat

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Re: Anyone want a real lazy NASA job?
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2013, 11:38:03 AM »
seems like a bad decision.... i'm in. :uhoh
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Offline DubiousKB

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Re: Anyone want a real lazy NASA job?
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2013, 01:16:10 PM »
Couch Potatoes need not apply... Physical and Psychological testing on par with an astronaut must be met.... I'm guessing alot of Pilots here do not meet the required specs...


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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Anyone want a real lazy NASA job?
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2013, 01:27:07 PM »
$18k for 70 days of laying around? what a cakewalk...
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Offline Gman

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Re: Anyone want a real lazy NASA job?
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2013, 04:44:12 PM »
You can make that easily if you want to work up in Northern Canada in Ft McMurray, any of the entry level jobs on site will pay you 6 to 8k take home if you work overtime for most of the month.  I'll take 15 to 16k without the catheter and just sitting around, thanks.

Offline bagrat

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Re: Anyone want a real lazy NASA job?
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2013, 03:07:34 PM »
puttin too much emphasis on the layin around part. More like paid space camp and chat roulette mixed together! :banana:








chat rouletted as in people watching ya jerk it...I hear thats what they do there.
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