I dunno .... as prone as he is to pilot wounds .....(Image removed from quote.)
That's going to chaff.
Need I say more?
Nothing runs like a Deere........................ except a P51.
Actually when I was in college and worked for the parks dept we switched from Deere mowers to twin engine Dixie choppers because they could run down gophers and the Deeres couldn't.
Actually I always caught them trying to run back to their holes. And it made a thunk sound.