Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
they can,and they sleep in trees the little s---ts. I'm so glad I moved, my old house they would break the tree branches in the woods behind my open window getting their fat arses up in the tree to sleep. I had a friend who once shot a sleeping turkey in a tree during turkey season lol.
Troops as turkeys sounds cool too. Someone post a pic if they do that, I've been without a PC to play the game for so long I miss such cool things like the snowman troops.