The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...

[rpm]

The most embarrassing created thread of all time.

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,355873.0.html

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[Brooke]

Well, I have to say this.  The story is so amazingly funny that it is a service to mankind to make it known, even at the expense of duplicate topics.   

[rpm]

In my defense you can see how a title like "most embarrassing biz jet flight ever..." could have slipped my eye when posting about "Most Embarrassing Private Jet Flight Of All Time". Completely different process.

[rpm]

The question is, what kind of aircraft was it? I know it was 100% verified true but... a 6 seater with a flight attendant?

[Wolfala]

The question is, what kind of aircraft was it? I know it was 100% verified true but... a 6 seater with a flight attendant?

Sounds like a Challenger 605.

[bagrat]

"Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality."

such a way with words.

[mbailey]

Best read in a long time   

 

[Golfer]

Sounds like a Challenger 605.

Not with a courtesy drape.

The type of lav described is only in the lightest of light jets and you wouldn't really have much use for a flight attendant nor would the CEO sit sideways on the toilet.

I think it's based on a true story but it's full of what he's describing.

[Slate]

   He's now a member of the "Pile High Club"   

[Brooke]

such a way with words.

Yep, the guy is a truly excellent writer. 

[Wildcatdad]

"Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality."

such a way with words.

YES!

[rpm]

I manage to peel back the leather seat top to find a rather luxurious looking commode, with a nice cherry or walnut frame. It had obviously never been used, ever. Why this moment of clarity came to me, I do not know. Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation.

[Scherf]

In my defense you can see how a title like "most embarrassing biz jet flight ever..." could have slipped my eye when posting about "Most Embarrassing Private Jet Flight Of All Time". Completely different process.
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