In WWIIOL, where I hail from, there used to be pilots who had a "lag switch". They wired a switch up to part of their modem/router(not sure how or which one), and would flip the switch on and off rapidly when they got into trouble. This caused them to lag erratically but stay connected because they switched the internet on and off so quickly. I am not saying that this works in AH, but people have come up with some pretty crazy things before
