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Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« on: December 05, 2013, 08:06:50 PM »
Yes, the airplane.  An original.  He has to learn to fly it in England somewhere.

Now, who in England is going to drive out there and tell him about the game so we can all teach him how to actually fly the thing like a fighter instead of an Air-Show wussy?  hmmm?  Batfink? Yes, Batfink, you must go to this airfield while he learns himself for big bucks.  Tell him about the game and he can cut his flight training in half.  I will send you gas money.  I would ask Bruv but Bruv would lie and say he couldn't get to him and take my gas money.  I know you will get the job done

Discuss...
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2013, 08:09:06 PM »
 :lol you must be as high as I am.

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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2013, 08:24:18 PM »
:lol you must be as high as I am.

pffft...I'm getting my Spitfire back from Bradley.  Powerball here I come.  My powerball numbers are, lol:

2 - The number of times Sunbat cleared my 6
5 - The number of my first sorties in a 262 in which I killed absolutely nothing AND died
11-The number of bombs I've dropped since my 1st tour
18-The number of times I've been PM'd as a cheater
21-The number of times in a row I ground-rolled a HOG on my first day in the TA

PowerBall
391-The number of times I've been asked if I have a hand up my azz

These will work...I know it.  And then I shall open an AH museum.  Grizz and Sunbat will not be in because theyre quitters BUT I will pay them to, in their words, NINJANEER it.  They'll be rich, but not immortalized.  Then I will pull Angelina's hair and make her call me Daddy...after I pwn Bradley.
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2013, 09:00:21 PM »
You actually owned a spitfire?  Wow most guys that can own a spitfire are nice guys :bolt:

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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2013, 09:27:27 PM »
You actually owned a spitfire?  Wow most guys that can own a spitfire are nice guys :bolt:

Nooooo.  I picked one out and actor-turd-boy bought it before I could win the lottery.  I'm nice to everyone but you...DA field-vulcher
« Last Edit: December 05, 2013, 09:31:16 PM by Changeup »
"Such is the nature of war.  By protecting others, you save yourself."

"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered.  Those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.  Thus, the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Morihei Ueshiba

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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2013, 09:29:13 PM »
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« Last Edit: December 05, 2013, 09:30:45 PM by Changeup »
"Such is the nature of war.  By protecting others, you save yourself."

"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered.  Those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.  Thus, the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Morihei Ueshiba

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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2013, 04:36:04 AM »
Where is he flying from? I am going to vulch him on the runway!
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2013, 07:19:31 AM »
The only thing that would have made this worth mentioning is if he had bought German Iron.
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2013, 08:04:47 AM »
The only thing that would have made this worth mentioning is if he had bought German Iron.
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2013, 08:06:57 AM »
Where is he flying from? I am going to vulch him on the runway!


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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2013, 09:14:54 AM »
Sorry Change.

I would have picked up the Emil so you had someone to fight.

The good news is maybe he'll get deep into WWII air combat which spurs him into make a quality film with lots of WWII planes, and that spurs a bunch of folks to fly AH.
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2013, 09:39:11 AM »
:rofl

I imagine he will have various armed guards stopping me from getting to him, but I still think you should send me petrol money
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2013, 09:59:54 AM »
Yes, the airplane.  An original.  He has to learn to fly it in England somewhere.

Now, who in England is going to drive out there and tell him about the game so we can all teach him how to actually fly the thing like a fighter instead of an Air-Show wussy?  hmmm?  Batfink? Yes, Batfink, you must go to this airfield while he learns himself for big bucks.  Tell him about the game and he can cut his flight training in half.  I will send you gas money.  I would ask Bruv but Bruv would lie and say he couldn't get to him and take my gas money.  I know you will get the job done

Discuss...


Batfink? Bruv? Balderdash!!! The person "whose name must never be mentioned" would be the best choice.  :old:

Nuff said; nuff said indeed.

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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2013, 10:05:23 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2013, 10:12:28 AM »
Batfink? Bruv? Balderdash!!! The person "whose name must never be mentioned" would be the best choice.  :old:

Nuff said; nuff said indeed.

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