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Offline rpm

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The Three Wiseguys
« on: December 14, 2013, 11:12:18 PM »
John Goodman hosting SNL tonight and he's calling in some markers. They just did the Three Wiseguys (Three Wise Men) with Goodman, Sylvester Stallone and Robert De Niro. Solid.

Stallone: Look at this. We get all dolled up, Put on these stupid turbines. Who is this kid anyway? Jesus! Latino?

Goodman: Do we even know his last name, this Jesus?

De Niro: Christ! I don't know! But I'm hearing things. Dis kid's gonna be big.

Stallone: I hear his father is in construction.

Goodman: Yeah, Little Joey from Nazareth.

De Niro: Yeah... but I heard the kid might not be his.

Stallone & Goodman: WOAH!!!
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2013, 11:22:00 PM »
  :rofl :rofl
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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2013, 09:16:41 AM »
It was funny.
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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2013, 09:56:30 AM »

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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2013, 10:31:31 AM »
My apologies but they were really forced, as was much of the ealy nervous laughter from those present. The dialogue was not flowing at all. Stallone sounded like crap but he is about a million now. Just no chemistry between them in that context. Too bad too; I like DeNiro and Stallone.

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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2013, 03:07:09 PM »
Agree, the delivery was poorly timed.
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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2013, 11:17:58 PM »
Agreed it would have been much better if Stallone and DeNiro could act their way out of a paper bag live.
But it was still pretty funny.
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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2013, 02:23:18 AM »
man..... they are getting old :O

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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2013, 08:54:42 AM »
man..... they are getting old :O

And you were old when they were younger.   :P


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« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2013, 02:59:46 PM »
And you were old when they were younger.   :P




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thankfully they are all older then me :D

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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2013, 02:43:28 PM »
  I dont like jokes made about my savior.

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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2013, 03:34:19 PM »
  I dont like jokes made about my savior.
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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2013, 05:31:13 PM »
  I dont like jokes made about my savior.
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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2013, 07:23:51 PM »


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Re: The Three Wiseguys
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2013, 07:53:50 PM »
Life is full of disappointments...
Well played, well played indeed.  :rofl
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