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Offline morfiend

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« on: December 29, 2013, 05:26:48 PM »
 It appears Micheal Schumacher crashed while skiing and is in a comma!


   http://www.cbc.ca/sports/michael-schumacher-in-coma-after-ski-accident-1.2478473




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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2013, 05:32:15 PM »
He's awake and conscious, bumped his head on a rock. There wasn't a comma (,) in sight.
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2013, 05:36:51 PM »
He pulled a sonny bono!
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2013, 05:56:43 PM »
Latest news is he is in a coma .
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25545993
« Last Edit: December 29, 2013, 06:06:24 PM by expat »
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2013, 06:18:01 PM »
"He's is shaken but OK"

BBC news app on the iPod touch.
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2013, 06:30:47 PM »
Quote from: LCADolby on December 29, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
He's awake and conscious, bumped his head on a rock. There wasn't a comma (,) in sight.

  CBC reported critical condition,but I'll take your word Dolby..... I guess spell check saw I spelled comma correctly..... :rofl

  Lucky Schuie didnt have a comma as it could have ended with an exclamation!


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Re: schumaker
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2013, 07:35:12 PM »
He was trying to do an inverted comma and landed on his head.
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2013, 08:36:31 PM »
He was aiming for punctuation but missed his point
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2013, 10:01:59 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on December 29, 2013, 08:36:31 PM
He was aiming for punctuation but missed his point


My girlfriend missed a period once.
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2013, 11:30:02 PM »
Quote from: Dragon on December 29, 2013, 10:01:59 PM

My girlfriend missed a period once.

So did mine, we ended up with twins...  :headscratch:
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Re: schumaker
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2013, 12:22:19 AM »
Initial reports are always iffy.

From the latest reports it seems like this is indeed very serious and his life is very much in peril. 

I hope he pulls through and recovers, not because he is a famous racing driver, but because he is a 44 year old husband and father of two young kids.
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2013, 07:17:26 AM »
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2013, 10:46:08 AM »
I could make a fortune by asking Dolby which sports teams will win and then betting opposite of his predictions.
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Re: schumaker
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2013, 12:18:09 PM »
It was on TV and the BBC app, 2 sources saying the same thing.

Either way, I'm glad I got his autograph in 2000.
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