Well, you were never one to exaggerate ... no wait ... you're exactly one to.
I don't have to exaggerate, lol. I ask a simple question, Fulcrum provides a useless answer, I quote HIM and then you involve yourself. Coupled with your fixation on this thread from the beginning and you got ankle humper-extraordinaire!!
Heya boys, I've got my own personal shin-monkey!! I have arrived.