Sitting here watching the SD v Denver game. Pathetic and bored. After following another current topic here I just can't live with this guilt anymore. I am a Muppet. Yes, I know "how could I". They are evil incarnate and I was weak and drawn to the dark side. For those who see us as the scum that we are I'm going to expose the Muppet menace. I will likely be drawn and quartered and my pet hamster sacrificed on our blood stained altar.
We have no den of evil where we plot and plan diabolical actions to ruin the game. We looked into it, but it wasn't in our budget. I had a couch all picked out too
. Sadly, all the Muppets are pretty normal. Jobs, families, mortgages, and God forbid, children. Yes people, a new generation of evil is being trained in the evil arts. They're just a collection of people who like to fly a certain way. Just like the squads who like the historical aspects and fly certain planes. I've been in quite a few. Some strictly organized and run, others more plane specific. And I had fun in them all. After many years here I just wanted to mix it up with the little time I get to fly. Well, every drama needs an antagonist and I guess that's us. I am a Muppet and I am evil. I will be condemned to the deepest regions of Hell, no doubt. But, until then I will simply be a member of the "Evil Empire".
So put Luke, Han Sole, Lea, R2D2, and C3PO in a plane and let's do this!
