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Offline ozrocker

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North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« on: January 24, 2014, 06:50:08 AM »
A 17 year old, and it only took 4 hours to get there :rofl :rofl :rofl

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html



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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2014, 08:07:58 AM »
Thats cause its only 500 miles away and powered by coal says the scientific peoples (there is a thread somewhere on here)
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2014, 08:20:14 AM »





Ahh so they did it did they?! But the devs said it was impossible!


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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2014, 08:20:42 AM »
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Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun.



Duh, why didn't we think of that?   :bhead
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2014, 08:36:46 AM »
Good thing he did it at night.  Otherwise it could've been really hot!    :O
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2014, 09:25:48 AM »
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2014, 09:59:09 AM »
Quote from: Puma44 on January 24, 2014, 08:36:46 AM
Good thing he did it at night.  Otherwise it could've been really hot!    :O
You do not know anything about science, most people know you can only land on the sun in the wintertime when the sun is cold.
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2014, 11:59:05 AM »
Yes, I can't wait to see Hung II Gongs sunspot samples that he says he's going to show off to the world.  :huh
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2014, 01:06:18 PM »
This and the sudden peace offer NK published to the south... looks like their central ministry of propaganda has been hacked.
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2014, 01:09:15 PM »
Fantastic news and well done :old:
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2014, 01:09:51 PM »
Quote from: Easyscor on January 24, 2014, 11:59:05 AM
Yes, I can't wait to see Hung II Gongs sunspot samples that he says he's going to show off to the world.  :huh

<General Buck Turgensen voice>  "We cannot allow a Sunspot Gap!"
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2014, 01:34:27 PM »
This just in:

North Korea lands 2 astronauts on the Moon, Discovers mummified remains of a human female at their landing spot.

After DNA testing her identity was obtained.

It's Alice Kramden.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2014, 01:54:24 PM by Zoney »
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2014, 01:42:27 PM »
Quote from: Dragon on January 24, 2014, 08:20:42 AM


Duh, why didn't we think of that?   :bhead

Very clever of them to exploit the little known strategy of approaching the sun from its dark side...
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2014, 02:08:07 PM »
Quote from: Zoney on January 24, 2014, 01:34:27 PM
This just in:

North Korea lands 2 astronauts on the Moon, Discovers mummified remains of a human female at their landing spot.

After DNA testing her identity was obtained.

It's Alice Kramden.

Uh the LATEST news say it was actually Kirstie Alley. She forgot to wear makeup that morning.
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2014, 02:39:46 PM »
Quote from: ozrocker on January 24, 2014, 06:50:08 AM
A 17 year old, and it only took 4 hours to get there :rofl :rofl :rofl

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html



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I bet this is just fake news being repeated on forums.  no major news agency has repeated this story.



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