What do you do when a girl hits you?

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so far it seems Bat has it the right of way


I remember a fight with the wife....

she swings at me I slap her hand out of the air....

she swings again....I do the same thing....

she flips and starts throwing heymakers...each one I smack out of the air...

holy crap did that piss her off



I would tell you about mine and my wife's relationship...I actually started to...but....ehhh

lets just say...it was extremely screwed up....I was screwed up(thats not to say I am NOT screwed up anymore....just less so)...she was screwed up....how we are still together after 20 years is beyond me...

[mechanic]

I guess a lot depends on the context of the specific situation. If the person attacking you (male or female) poses no real threat then obviously that is going to affect and temper your reaction.

And no, it's not equality to use your superior build and strength to hurt a woman...but neither is it equality for a woman to be free to hit a man without any fear of being hit back.

This is all kind of academic anyway batfink, as we are both such wonderful chaps that no woman would ever want to assault us 

  I can't argue with that

[Carrel]

I'm 6'1, 185 pounds, with a background in amateur boxing. I doubt very many men could hit me, let alone a woman...and if a woman DID hit me I doubt it would hurt.

[gyrene81]

I'm 6'1, 185 pounds, with a background in amateur boxing. I doubt very many men could hit me, let alone a woman...and if a woman DID hit me I doubt it would hurt.

i used to be very well acquainted with a couple of women that could hit you and it would definitely hurt. 

I guess I either don't have enough male pride, or I am too much of a feminist or something

I'm totally prepared to admit that a woman is capable of physically hurting me. I'm also enough of a vindictive b***ard that I would want to payback with interest someone who hit me, regardless of their gender.

Probably just my own perspective, but I really think it's important not to let people take advantage of you. If you let yourself get smacked by a chick but let it slide because of 'male pride', she is going to think she can do that to you again with impunity.

And anyone else that witnesses it is going to form some kind of opinion of you based on that as well - although of course, that may be a good thing! "What a decent guy, she socked him in the face and he just walked away". But for me personally, I'd rather not display weakness and instead assert my desire for equality ;>  Act like a b***h get smacked like a b***h.

it's not about male pride or what other people might or might not think of you. it's about not being labeled as a woman beater. and that is where the problem lies. there are and have been so many abusive men that get their rocks off on beating someone that cannot strike back that when the roles are reversed, the woman is viewed as the victim, in spite of the evidence. a man has to have very strong irrefutable evidence to show he was the one that was attacked. all a woman has to do is make a claim of battery. what's more is if the woman injures herself while attacking a man, all she has to do is tell the police they were defensive injuries caused by the man...instant jail time and a criminal conviction for the man.

[Ack-Ack]

and if a woman DID hit me I doubt it would hurt.

Unless she kicked you in the nuts.

ack-ack

[Rich46yo]

Its about not getting pinched is what its about. I imagine every jurisdiction is a little different but we adopted a very strict procedure in the last 5 years.

1st off a SGT has to show up, which takes away the play we used to have in these things. If there is a threat of violence someone has to pack a bag and guess who? Think it will be Mommy or Daddy watching late night on a 12" B&W at the local flea bag? If there is an injury, and almost all are on the girl, there is an arrest whether she signs the complaint or not and an auto-stay at County for three days. All the firearms get confiscated as well. And good luck getting them back in this place.

When it comes to Domestics the system is NOT fair. What can I tell you? There are more female voters then male. And they live longer.

Ive often had to pinch the guy even tho I knew the girl was in the wrong. Or at least was the svengali in the entire thing. I know plenty of coppers who have been screwed by the system in these things and I have plenty of compassion for those caught in them. My advice is keep your hands in your pants, find another place to live, and call a lawyer. Your kids will always be yours and there is a brighter day coming. If she starts swinging at you call 911.

[USRanger]

I'm 6'1, 185 pounds, with a background in amateur boxing. I doubt very many men could hit me, let alone a woman...and if a woman DID hit me I doubt it would hurt.

Sounds like a challenge.

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i used to be very well acquainted with a couple of women that could hit you and it would definitely hurt. 
....

the woman I mentioned would pick him up and use him like a dildo....

[gyrene81]

the woman I mentioned would pick him up and use him like a dildo....

dammit Ink!!! water exiting the sinuses, not good...         

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dammit Ink!!! water exiting the sinuses, not good...         

 

 

[Curval]

the woman I mentioned would pick him up and use him like a dildo....

LOL!

[mechanic]

I would probably hit her.




And punch her back if she hit me.

[morfiend]

 I think this is the best course of action!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VclaeaajDiU


  No good deed goes unpunished!



   

[Slate]

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I would probably hit her.




And punch her back if she hit me.

   Momma didn't warn me about girls like that!   

[Volron]

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I would probably hit her.




And punch her back if she hit me.

She'd probably break you in half.