amen, but wheels down anywhere in the airfield is a landing...not a ditch.
ditch definition (short for last ditch-made as a final effort especially to avert disaster). wheels up on yer field ain't a ditch. it is a successful landing.
It may be a landing.... The pilot may have survived .....but there is little successful about it if you broke the plane .
I think the frustration is when we land a healthy ac and carelessly return to tower only to find we did not park it fully on the concrete..... to my view the ditch category is pretty harsh under those circumstances.
I have never heard any anecdote where by landing a plane wheels up was any thing other than referred to as "ditching" the aircraft...... usually deliberatly beside the run way rather than on it.
Strangely if you go to any airfield in the UK it has something that no AH airfield has............. A fence........ Or a hedge around its perimeter.
My father tells stories of his stupid pilot attempting to bounce a fully laden Halifax over the hedge at the end of the runway at Lynton.
Perhaps if AH fields had hedges or fences then the edge of the field would be better defined and some pilits would focus a little more on not running through them.
Then perhaps wheels down landings within the perimeter could be better classified without fear that the next request is for such landings on the wrong side ( or in) the perimeter fence/ hedge.