Movie Quote Thread

[caldera]

Please converse in this thread, using only movie quotes...


"If it wasn't for Lend Lease and giving you billions - that you never even said thank you for, the whole phony outfit would have sunk under the Atlantic years ago." 





It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World


edit: messed up my own quote. derp.

[gyrene81]

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of eldeberries!"





monty python and the holy grail

[Shamus]

And while you were farting in my general direction I just realized that  It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"

[Rogue9Volt]

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here!  This is the war room!" 

[ReVo]

And while you were farting in my general direction I just realized that  It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"

*Shortly after hitting it.*


Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!

[Arlo]

Very clever little boy. Very, very clever, to see that my friend and I are foreigners here, but of course not Russian, naturally. What would the Russians be doing on United States of America island, with so many animosities and hatreds between these two countries? It is too funny an idea, is it not? No, we... we are of course... Norveegans.

[Wayout]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."  -Martin Brody in Jaws.

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."  -    Rick Blaine in Casablanca.

[Nefarious]

See Rule #6

[Hajo]

"Just my luck,he'll probably be the President of Kraft."  Don Rickles after insulting a distinguished looking Gentleman at a Friars Club Roast sponsored by Kraft.

[zack1234]

But they will never our freedom

hilarous

[Widewing]

“Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid."
- John Wayne

“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
- John Wayne in the Shootist

"You want a guarantee, buy a toaster."
- Clint Eastwood in The Rookie

"Dang, this water is so cold I believe it shriveled my pod, but it wasn't going to get no business today, anyway."
- Robert Duvall in Lonesome Dove

""A man's trust is a valuable thing....You don't want to lose it for a handful of cards."
- Robert Duvall in Open Range

"Put that rag away, hell the people who come in here wouldn't notice a dead skunk on the table much less a few crumbs."
- Robert Duvall in Lonesome Dove

One of my favorite movies exchanges...
Rooster Cogburn: When's the last time you saw Ned Pepper?
Emmett Quincy: I don't remember any Ned Pepper.
Rooster Cogburn: Short feisty fella, nervous and quick, got a messed-up lower lip.
Emmett Quincy: That don't bring nobody to mind. A funny lip?
Rooster Cogburn: Wasn't always like that, I shot him in it.
Emmett Quincy: In the lower lip? What was you aiming at?
Rooster Cogburn: His upper lip.

[caldera]

"It's dangerous and you'll probably be killed but if you love me, you'll do it."




Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

[Drano]

"Hey! Careful, man! There's a beverage here! "

The Dude

[Dragon]

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"



"The needs of the many.....outweigh the needs of the few, or the one."

[ink]

 A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that......


Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath......