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Offline Arlo

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« Reply #75 on: February 11, 2014, 03:16:58 PM »
[empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
[stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

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« Reply #76 on: February 11, 2014, 05:31:04 PM »
"Youre a smelly pirate hooker. Why dont you go back to your home on w hore island."

"Hey everybody! Come see how good I look."
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« Reply #77 on: February 11, 2014, 05:32:57 PM »
"You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!"
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« Reply #78 on: February 11, 2014, 06:54:14 PM »
"Eh, watch me paste this pathetic, palooka with a powerful, paralyzing, perfect, pacadermis, percussion pitch!"
Women are like the Government. They have no problem that can't be solved by throwing money at it!
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« Reply #79 on: February 11, 2014, 07:17:55 PM »
See Rule #6
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« Reply #80 on: February 11, 2014, 07:28:17 PM »
These pipes are clean!
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

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« Reply #81 on: February 11, 2014, 09:43:13 PM »
And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend.
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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« Reply #82 on: February 12, 2014, 07:53:24 AM »
"Don't call me Francis.... I'll kill you"
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« Reply #83 on: February 12, 2014, 08:00:37 AM »
"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die..."
Ron White says you can't fix stupid. I beg to differ. Stupid will usually sort itself out, it's just a matter of making sure you're not close enough to become collateral damage.

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« Reply #84 on: February 12, 2014, 08:07:36 AM »
"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die..."

Blade Runner, one of my favorite movies of all time.  The story, "Do Robots Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Phillip K. Dick, is one of dozens that have been or will be turned into movies.
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« Reply #85 on: February 12, 2014, 12:36:16 PM »
"Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be without honor!"

30 years later and it's still the best adaptation.
Ron White says you can't fix stupid. I beg to differ. Stupid will usually sort itself out, it's just a matter of making sure you're not close enough to become collateral damage.

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« Reply #86 on: February 12, 2014, 01:30:55 PM »
See Rule #6
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« Reply #87 on: February 12, 2014, 01:36:36 PM »
"It's our anniversary, she might be expecting something out of the usual"

"You mean like...anal?"

"No I mean like a round gold thing that goes on your finger".

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Offline vafiii

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« Reply #88 on: February 12, 2014, 01:52:02 PM »
Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets

"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."

"I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

Woman - "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin Udall - "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

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« Reply #89 on: February 12, 2014, 02:00:36 PM »
"Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya.  Right into your eyes.  You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes...black eyes...like a doll's eyes.  When he comes at ya', doesn't seem to be livin'.  Until he bites ya...and those black eyes roll over white.  And then...ah, you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.  The ocean turns red.  In spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in, they...rip you to pieces."


Jaws
"Then out spake brave Horatius, the Captain of the gate:
 To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late.
 And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds.
 For the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods."