Maybe we could send him to Canada as revenge for sending us Justin Bieber?
Piers wanted to come to Canada but we showed him pix of snow banks,tundra and polarbears,then we told him just south of us he'd find,and we showed him pix of the beach,pretty girls,nice cars and fancy eateries.
The rest is history!
Rumour has it Justin's Mom want to move next door to the Kardashians!