Fantastic!
I live in the wilderness near Ontario.
Pipz,at last nights beaver lodge meeting you were brought up for discussion,dispite my protests the Royal Beavers have pulled your Cannuk card! You must turn in your touque,hockey puck and dogsled ASAP. You are hereby forbidden from building igloos or facsimalies and will be jailed for life if caught in possesion of a loaded snowball!
I pled you case as best I could,I even pulled out my best maple syrup and bacon but it was all to no avail.
You will be formally imformed that any other infraction will lead to expulsion from the country! Long live the Queen!