Two-Sentence Horror Stories

[GScholz]

 



Anyone got more?

[Rogue9Volt]

The smell was ghastly, their screams and wails were horrifying... Just when they thought their suffering was over, I farted again.

[DaCoon]

The smell was ghastly, their screams and wails were horrifying... Just when they thought their suffering was over, I farted again.

       

[Copprhed]

I've got the best one, can't be beat!

The AH forum was going on as usual. Then Midway came back.

[GScholz]

 

[Zoney]

As I walk I can see an apparition at he end of the hallway, an old man, worn out and stooped from the passage of time.  As I draw near I see it is a mirror at the end of the hallway.

[mechanic]

Some papers in an envelope are thrust through my letter box. It's time to do tax returns.

[Dragon]

Cautiously, but with the determination of a man who recently suffered multiple heartaches, the man lifted what remained of his existence and felt it slowly drain away into the empty pit that was his life.  When he put his glass down, he realized he had missed "last call".

[ink]

The smell was ghastly, their screams and wails were horrifying... Just when they thought their suffering was over, I farted again.

 

[Meatwad]

I am eating bacon. Now i just ran out

[guncrasher]

come over tonight, nobody is home.  dont worry about protection,  I am on the pill.



semp

[BluBerry]

Do you have weed?

No I do not.

[ridley1]

The wife said it was that time. She sent me to the store to buy pads.

[Meatwad]

The wife said it was that time. She sent me to the store to buy pads.

Its actually not that scary

[ozrocker]

Watched a movie. Saw Kathy Bates topless.
Now THAT was scary





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