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Offline caldera

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Movie Sequels
« on: March 10, 2014, 08:52:59 PM »
Saw this on The Onion:
 
Shawshank Redemption 2:

Picking up where the previous movie left off, Red and Andy Dufresne spend an hour and a half sanding a boat on a beach.





Other possible movie sequels:

Titanic II: 

Jack's body is thawed by the insidious plot of Global Warming, only to find his true love Rose has died because she was like, really old.  Now Jack's out for revenge!

The Matrix 4:

Turns out everything after the first movie was only a really bad dream, brought on by Neo chomping down on some radioactive sushi from the abandoned sewer (like there are sewers that people live in.  I mean besides Detroit).  Now people wake up from the Matrix and are really pissed, because the real world kind of sucks.  Then all Hell breaks loose!

Under Siege 3:

In a world where terrorists reign and Steven Segall's head has ballooned to frightening proportions, only one hot girl, provocatively arching her back in the trailer, can possibly get anyone into the theater to see this explosive 3D action thrill ride!

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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2014, 08:57:38 PM »
Jurassic park 4 - two hours of watching fossils in a museum, with the joy of no ben stiller
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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2014, 09:58:41 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on March 10, 2014, 08:57:38 PM
Jurassic park 4 - two hours of watching fossils in a museum, with the joy of no ben stiller

You realize there actually IS a Jurassic Park 4 in production, right?
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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2014, 10:38:50 PM »
Nope, its very rare for me to pay attention to movies in production

Ill just change it to jp5 then  :aok
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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2014, 01:36:21 AM »
Pearl Harbor II - This time it's the Germans.
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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2014, 02:36:33 AM »
Downfall 2

The Germans were not poo in WWII and they built the brewster and won :old:
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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2014, 04:25:25 AM »
RedTails - Remake

George Lucas is killed and Speilberg takes over production
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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2014, 04:59:11 AM »
Battlefield Earth 2

the Battle for outer space......
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2014, 06:48:15 AM »
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 2. "Tokyo Drift killed my father, now it's coming after me."
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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2014, 10:33:33 AM »
Quote from: rpm on March 11, 2014, 01:36:21 AM
Pearl Harbor II - This time it's the Germans.

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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2014, 11:18:10 AM »
Boogie Nights 2  The Musical
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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2014, 06:48:11 PM »
Quote from: ink on March 11, 2014, 04:59:11 AM
Battlefield Earth 2

the Battle for outer space......
Interestingly that is where the book effectively goes. But the movie that was made was brutally unacceptable as a trailer much less an adaption of the book. I remain severely disappointed in John Travolta for being a part of it. The book is actually quite good if you can get through all 1000 or so pages......
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2014, 07:19:30 PM »
Quote from: jeep00 on March 11, 2014, 06:48:11 PM
Interestingly that is where the book effectively goes. But the movie that was made was brutally unacceptable as a trailer much less an adaption of the book. I remain severely disappointed in John Travolta for being a part of it. The book is actually quite good if you can get through all 1000 or so pages......
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read it in 3 days
 
thats why I named it that....:D


loved the book....absolutely hated the movie....I rate it worse book/movie adaptation of all time
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Re: Movie Sequels
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2014, 07:26:58 PM »
Quote from: ink on March 11, 2014, 07:19:30 PM
read it in 3 days
 
thats why I named it that....:D


loved the book....absolutely hated the movie....I rate it worse book/movie adaptation of all time

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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2014, 08:21:02 PM »
Kevin Costner in...

"Dances With Giraffes - The African Campaign"
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