HTC Big Cheese for the day

[Changeup]

1. Change 12 Hour rule
2. Equip ROCKY's 51D with a rearview mirror held up by a wet noodle
3. Set up a 200 channel that randomly speaks from players that don't exist so Surfinn has some one to talk to.
4. Make Changeup's a/c guns hit everything red they shoot at including things they aren't pointed towards.
5. Automatically log in Skyrr to the TA when he chooses Late War Arena
6. Add an excuse meter to FlyinFinn's BBS account for use when the letters "DA" are used.  It should read:  "Weak, Weaker, Weakest, I'm wearing my panties on my head"
7. Remove language filter from 200  
8. Add new facial features to pilots to include the Arlo "I-just-pumped-the-neighbors-cat" look
9. Permanently affix Midway to the tail section of all of the planes and vehicles Bruv ups to include a rapid hip thrusting gif. To be historically accurate, it must jump to his shin when Bruv bails out
10. Equip Doras, Temps, -4's, 51D's and LA7's with automatic diaper changers and towels for thumb suckers

 

[Latrobe]

1. Lunch break (because HTC staff deserves it)
2. Give me my own country
3. Give me my own country
4. Give me my own country
5. Give me my own country
6. Give me my own country
7. Give me my own country
8. Give me my own country
9. Give me a 109G10
10. Give me my own country

 

[MrKrabs]

1. Lunch break (because HTC staff deserves it)
2. Give me my own country
3. Give me my own country
4. Give me my own country
5. Give me my own country
6. Give me my own country
7. Give me my own country
8. Give me my own country
9. Give me a 109G10
10. Give me my own country

 

YOU SHALL NEVER GET THE G-10 AGAIN

[grizz441]

1. Free hlbly
2. Change 12 hour rule
3. Create a more complex puffy ack system where 3k isn't some magical boundary.
4. Add equivalent to blackout for epic negative Gs.
5. Add country victory statistics to an in game bulletin board since country allegiance is an important part of the game now.
6. Disallow enemy carriers from docking with land based airfields.
7. Get rid of eny since it serves no practical purpose.
8. Korean arena.
9. Achievement for 100 kill sortie.
10. derp

[SFRT - Frenchy]

1- graphics at least like the Cliffs of Dover.
2- an update of the flight modeling.

Both deeply start to show their age.

[SirNuke]

1:New terrain engine
2:Remove all GV's and manned ack.
3:Carpaccio for lunch.
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4:Reduce side switch time to six hours.

wtf sauce is that? Big mac sauce?

[WW1965]

1- fix the boring gameplay at euro times

The game is marketed as "find action 24 hours a day" but that is plain wrong nowadays.

I just wonder if consolidating the EW & MW arenas would help here.. or maybe discard them all together.. just a thought..

put fighter fuel burn rates @ 1.0 .. this might promote more high alt fighting.. Buffs & GV's have plenty of fuel..
make one big download for the 'approved skins' from the website with an installer..
an inactivity timer.. after a certain amount of time with no input, (mouse,text,controller).. you're booted..
all planes/GV's available @ all times .. unless that hangar is down @ that field..
make offline missions downloadable if connected to the internet while in the offline arena..
the .SR menu or any roster should have the right click options.. just like the main roster.. even the ability to right click a friendly on the clipboard map & 'go to / join / etc.'..

thats about it for me.. <S>

Wrngway

[save]

High Definition Sheeps !

(and get rid of the big maps in EuroTime Zone)

[HawkerMKII]

1- Delete any post that has to do with 12 hour switch time (talk about beating a dead horse)
as for the others........what ever

[Max]

wtf sauce is that? Big mac sauce?

I'm guessing Parmesan Aioli.

[PJ_Godzilla]

YOU SHALL NEVER GET THE G-10 AGAIN

2- New AC - I want 'em all and a G-10 would be a great start. Please include the Whirlwind, Beau, Battle, Barracuda, Skua, Roc, Raiden, Defiant, Vengeance, Vindicator, Blenheim, Meteor, Firefly, Ki-100, Pe-2, Migs 1,3, Hs129, HE177, Do217, Ju-388,He112, Do-17, P-63, all the Reggianes, SM79, CR42, N1K1, etc.


I'd also like it if people could post porn and obscenities on this bbs, please. In fact, I think it would be good if Skuzzy suspended people whose language and post aren't sufficiently "colorful". Indeed, can't we extend this wish to Prime Time television, such that every other word is a fun compound word, every image some sort of gooey body part? They could get that inflatable apple dude to host a talk show (you know the guy - he's got a football nipple implanted on Honore de Balzac and he inflates it for the San Francisco parades).

Sorry for that, but I just watched an E-4 show last night on dogging. I had no idea that the UK was so full of pervs. They all look so normal here in Dunton.

[Oldman731]

10. *Add one item you may want just keep it short and generic.*

10.  Creation and prominent posting of a comprehensive training manual.  I found my old printed-out copy of "How to Fly and Fight in Air Warrior" the other day.  We don't have anything like it.  If you read the Help download, search the BBS, search the Trainer web site[s?], the aircraft performance web sites, and who knows where else, I'm sure you can find all the information.  But this is one circumstance where easy is good.  I believe we would retain more visitors if a good, basic and easy-to-understand manual were readily available.

- oldman

[MrRiplEy[H]]

High Definition Sheeps !

(and get rid of the big maps in EuroTime Zone)

How about keeping the old maps but making the planes bigger?

[Max]

10.  Creation and prominent posting of a comprehensive training manual.  I found my old printed-out copy of "How to Fly and Fight in Air Warrior" the other day.  We don't have anything like it.  If you read the Help download, search the BBS, search the Trainer web site[s?], the aircraft performance web sites, and who knows where else, I'm sure you can find all the information.  But this is one circumstance where easy is good.  I believe we would retain more visitors if a good, basic and easy-to-understand manual were readily available.

- oldman

This   ^

[matt]

You rubbed the magic lantern and the Gennie granted you the wish to be HTC top dog for a few minutes.  Your only task you can accomplish in that short of time is arrange the top ten list below in the order of HTC working priority.  Magically too, the fixes and updates would be an exact match to how you would do it.

How would you rank them by priority? 

1. New graphics engine
2. New planes, vehicles and boats
3. Update Older, planes, vehicles and boats
4. New Maps and fixed older maps
5. Add new features like trains, submarines and conveys
6. Fix ENY system or replace
7. Change 12 hour rule or replace
8. Update Website
9. New Training films
10. *Add one item you may want just keep it short and generic.*

This isnt the wish list