I so want one of those torpedoes....all those damn cyclists that ride 3 abreast could be in for a shock.
You'd love the ones around here, under the impression that they are immune to the 2 tons of steel hurtling towards them as the pull out in front of you.
I especially like the guys riding 3,4 or 5 abreast down country roads, had a woman on a cycle pull out in front of me yesterday, I could see what she was doing and slowed down to about 10mph, she pulled out looking only to the left as I approached from the right, headphones on her napper and oblivious to everything around her.
And then cycling groups get all stroppy when you clip one of the silly buggers round the ear