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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2014, 03:17:01 PM »
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2014, 05:29:24 PM »
The bearded transvestite from Austria won!  :lol :aok
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2014, 05:36:57 PM »
The winning performance:

http://youtu.be/QRUIava4WRM
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2014, 11:57:05 PM »
Shirley Bassey drag act  :uhoh
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2014, 01:40:50 AM »
Hopefully with this win people in Eastern Europe / Russia can learn to tolerate individual freedoms more so.

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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2014, 07:21:53 AM »
Hopefully with this win people in Eastern Europe / Russia can learn to tolerate individual freedoms more so.

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Interesting detail: While the song, almost as expected, did not get any points from Russia and Belorussia, it came out in the televotes in these countries on #3 and #4 respectively. Only because of their Juries (massively downvoting) it did not get any points from them in the end  :old:
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2014, 08:03:10 AM »
The winning performance:

http://youtu.be/QRUIava4WRM
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2014, 03:45:17 AM »
Interesting detail: While the song, almost as expected, did not get any points from Russia and Belorussia, it came out in the televotes in these countries on #3 and #4 respectively. Only because of their Juries (massively downvoting) it did not get any points from them in the end  :old:

it appears that doctoring votes is the order of the day.    :old:
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2014, 06:14:28 AM »
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2014, 07:37:15 AM »
The above is why the US developed the Cruise Missile :old:
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2014, 09:47:41 AM »
The idea of a political vote is overplayed. Ireland won it seven times and most people in Europe probably wouldn't know where we are or think we're part of the UK. You can hardly say Austria was voted in by it's neighbours. Although in this case it might have been a bloc gay vote! :old: Netherlands got a lot of votes because the song was good and was a bit unlucky to run into the bearded lady.

Of course friendly neighbours do vote for each other. Ireland gave the UK eight undeserved points the most any country gave to it. The song was rubbish just like ours was. We didn't even make it into the final.

Anyone would think we didn't want to win Eurovision. :noid When you think about look at the countries that have won in recent years. Denmark, Sweden, Germany, Russia, Serbia, Finland etc. You would be hard pushed to name an internationally famous singer or group that came from any one those countries recently. Then you look at the UK and Ireland. Lots of good singers, groups and songwriters to choose from in both countries. Yet we send bad songs every year. Songs that are doomed to failure from the start. If you're familiar with the comedy series 'Father Ted' there's one episode where the TV people, broke from winning Eurovision too much, fix the Irish competition so they won't win again by sending Ted to sing 'My Lovely Horse'.  Not nearly as funny as sending a puppet turkey which Ireland did a few years ago. Turkeys in every sense of the word.


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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2014, 10:08:45 AM »
The thing about Eurovision is that it's a song writer's contest. That means it is irrelevant if one country have lots of great artists since any already published song is disqualified to participate. The performers themselves do not need to even be from the country they represent, only the song writer. Canadian singer Celine Dion has represented Switzerland for example.
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2014, 11:57:52 AM »
Hopefully with this win people in Eastern Europe / Russia can learn to tolerate individual freedoms more so.

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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2014, 12:20:35 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2014, 01:32:13 PM »
I was and is complete poo :old:

The only good point was that bloke with beard and frock :rofl

Thank god  for the English channel :old:
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