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Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« on: May 09, 2014, 04:28:42 PM »
http://www.vox.com/2014/5/9/5690464/eurovision-american-guide

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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2014, 04:52:28 PM »
http://www.vox.com/2014/5/9/5690464/eurovision-american-guide

Here we go again. The madness is upon us once more!  :rock

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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2014, 12:15:03 AM »
This is still one of my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp0cfTZs4wc

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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2014, 01:41:55 AM »
I'm rooting for the Austrian woman/man with the full beard, he/she can sing!  

special mention to Poland and their hot slavic blood a good example to young women everywhere!  :aok
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2014, 01:52:42 AM »
Everything an American or anyone needs to understand about Eurovision is this: Poland!

This is their performance costume:



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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2014, 03:45:25 AM »
Everyone remember we dont want to win it :)

We want the lowest score :rofl

How daft is this, we have Irish presenters Terry Wogan and Graham Norton representing the UK :rofl

Graham Norton gets proper drunk and laughs at everyone

The colonials will not understand the Eurovision it does not have advertisments every 12 minutes :airplane: :rofl
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2014, 09:22:14 AM »
One of my favorites of all time and a deserved win for Sweden in 2012: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nJcmLMb5to

The amount of money spent on this contest is pretty insane. Even Azerbaijan spent hundreds of millions of Dollars on the event back in 2012. It's like the Olympics of music contests...

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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2014, 09:28:00 AM »
It more political than musical.
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2014, 09:29:19 AM »
Only as "political" as the voting public wants it to be. Democracy in action.
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2014, 10:04:47 AM »
Everything an American or anyone needs to understand about Eurovision is this: Poland!

This is their performance costume:



And here's their biggest rival after the semifinals:




Are we about to witness the first Austrian victory since Udo Jürgens?
 

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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2014, 10:53:05 AM »
I expect Ukraine will get a lot of sympathy votes this year. Don't expect much love for Russia...

Austria's Conchita is not very popular in Russia or other countries where anti-gay sentiments are commonplace. She (I think she identifies herself as a she?) is certainly one of the most "original" contestants!
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2014, 12:33:30 PM »
Is that bloke gay?

I have watched that pre show polish video its should be banned its an outrage :old:
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2014, 01:47:35 PM »
Only as "political" as the voting public wants it to be. Democracy in action.

ABBA was the last band voted for purely on the music.
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2014, 02:03:50 PM »
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Re: Everything an American needs to understand Eurovision
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2014, 02:46:16 PM »


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