Jack of all trades, master of none
Are you missing an "f"? Kidding, Mr. R...
Me? The most hated man in the Ford Motor Company... The Global Target Setting Subject Matter Expert. You could call me a weasel, but it's more specific: ferret. As Ink noted, there is a chance that I'll play along, just to get you to spill.
I'm from corporate. I'm here to, uh, help.