Well, to be crude, they are the offspring of my great great great great great great great grandfather and some original Brits great great great great great great grandmother.
Rape, pillage and plunder worked well 1000 years ago, but we have been turned into wussies by years of decadence. Maybe if we introduced the old gods, we would be more competitive?
And YES; A longboat to AH! WHOO!
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StSanta
II/JG2
"In the cramped cockpit of a 109, there is no place for my broadsword
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