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Offline nrshida

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Congratulations NK*
« on: July 15, 2014, 03:35:36 AM »
On winning the FIFA World Cup 7 - 0 against Portugal at the final. I was at the match and Kim Jong-un, the supreme Footballer, played especially brilliantly scoring 9 or the 7 goals.  :old:

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*Note to Skuzzy, this is not a political thread but one of supreme hilarity

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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2014, 03:38:31 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2014, 11:25:09 AM »
"You serious Clark?"
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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2014, 01:13:43 PM »
Quote from: nrshida on July 15, 2014, 03:35:36 AM
On winning the FIFA World Cup 7 - 0 against Portugal at the final. I was at the match and Kim Jong-un, the supreme Footballer, played especially brilliantly scoring 9 or the 7 goals.  :old:

 :lol

*Note to Skuzzy, this is not a political thread but one of supreme hilarity



the all wise and compassionate dear leader must have withdrawn two of his goals to save the portuguese from complete humiliation.  he is the all wise and compassionate dear leader afterall.

unlike Rudolf who is the raindeer leader.
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Offline nrshida

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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2014, 03:34:22 PM »
Quote from: NatCigg on July 15, 2014, 01:13:43 PM
the all wise and compassionate dear leader must have withdrawn two of his goals to save the portuguese from complete humiliation.  he is the all wise and compassionate dear leader afterall.

unlike Rudolf who is the raindeer leader.
 :bolt:


Indeed. I found the tripod-mounted machine guns pointing at the crowd only enhanced the excitement.  :old:

The US team did quite well and only lost 2 - 0. Apparently.

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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2014, 09:58:49 PM »
To think that a countries leader would lie to their own people and they would just allow it. What idiots.
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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2014, 03:15:02 AM »
Quote from: Cremator on July 15, 2014, 09:58:49 PM
To think that a countries leader would lie to their own people and they would just allow it. What idiots.

Shocking. :old:
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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2014, 05:08:48 AM »
For a little fat chubby guy I admit the supreme leader is an excellent athlete!

His third goal was a delight! He did a flying double-backflip one-timer set up by one of the players he personally trained and broke the nose of the portuguese goalie as it hit him so hard it sent him flying and the ball into the back of the net...

The humble supreme leader felt so bad he gave up 2 points bringing it back down to 7 because he felt it was wrong of him to put un-warrented effort... He thought a team challenging them to the world-cup final could handle such a football master like the supreme leader...

All of you should consider your way and remember the true sportsman-like conduct and live to be as great as the supreme commander...
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Offline RotBaron

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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2014, 07:08:52 AM »
Say it isn't so, they won again  :furious. Man they are impressive in international sports.
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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2014, 07:12:45 AM »
kill kill kill!!!  :rofl
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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2014, 07:44:19 AM »
So that's why he's walking with a limp. He got kicked in the shin while scoring :aok




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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2014, 08:43:03 AM »
I heard he personally trained the Shaloin soccer team
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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2014, 05:05:52 PM »
I am North Korean :old:
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Offline NatCigg

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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2014, 10:29:40 PM »
you have an awesome leader. you are soooooooo lucky.  :aok

you guys should have us over for a party.  we would have a great time, and maybe we could even play some soccer.  your going to have to take it easy on me though.  :lol

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Re: Congratulations NK*
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2014, 10:42:30 PM »
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