Advice From an Addict's Wife..

[HB555]

She said she still hates you. Pretty strong words from a woman you have never met. ( I did mention you were working on a new scenario...)

[razmataz]

Wife and kids??? Oh crap I knew I was forgetting something. Uh I better make a phone call be back later. 

[morfiend]

When Mrs. Bino has had enough of me, she invariably says, "Why don't you log on and go blow s*** up?"   

  This^^^^    On fridays I spend the afternoon with my wife,follow her every move,I'm underfoot at every turn,I ask her all sorts of question and make a general pest of myself!   That's when she replies much like Bino's wife does!

  A long time ago I made a deal with the wife,I fly fridays and I will spend the whole day saturday with her doing whatever she wants!  I did such a good job yesterday that she wanted to go out today by herself......

   It's really simple,just kill them with kindness!  If your underfoot,she bumps into at every turn and continue to ask all those annoying questions,it wont be long before she tells you to go and play with your friends or havent you something better to do than bug me all day?   34 years of martial arts under my belt!  Damn I meant marital bliss......


   

[Kuhn]

 This^^^^    On fridays I spend the afternoon with my wife,follow her every move,I'm underfoot at every turn,I ask her all sorts of question and make a general pest of myself!   That's when she replies much like Bino's wife does!

  A long time ago I made a deal with the wife,I fly fridays and I will spend the whole day saturday with her doing whatever she wants!  I did such a good job yesterday that she wanted to go out today by herself......

   It's really simple,just kill them with kindness!  If your underfoot,she bumps into at every turn and continue to ask all those annoying questions,it wont be long before she tells you to go and play with your friends or havent you something better to do than bug me all day?   34 years of martial arts under my belt!  Damn I meant marital bliss......


    

LIKE.  

[snakeplissken]

First do you drink heavily or are you an example of better living through chemistry?
Second, are you willing to learn?
Third, are you subject to manic bouts followed by the depths of despair (all within say just a few minutes)?
Fourth, have you ever been so angry that you felt capable of actually taking another human's life?
Fifth, have you rushed through an anniversary or child's birthday party to get home to cartoon airplanes? (Don't even ask about leaving a beautiful woman to get home)
Sixth, ever you ever argued with a grown person over fuel, loadout, skin, takeoff direction, etc, for a cartoon airplane?
Seventh, have you been mad or upset on Saturday because of Friday's cartton airplanes?
Eighth, do you devote large parts of your time planning an attack or defense (or setting up arenas) for cartoon airplanes?
Ninth, do you log into a forum to read or brag about exploits in cartoon airplanes?
Tenth, if you have more than one combination of these symptoms, see 1 and 2 above.

[snakeplissken]

Again.  I want you to step back and look at the sheer brillance of the game.  HTC has invented a chatroom with something to do and no chance for a DUI.   

[WW1965]

First do you drink heavily or are you an example of better living through chemistry?
Second, are you willing to learn?
Third, are you subject to manic bouts followed by the depths of despair (all within say just a few minutes)?
Fourth, have you ever been so angry that you felt capable of actually taking another human's life?
Fifth, have you rushed through an anniversary or child's birthday party to get home to cartoon airplanes? (Don't even ask about leaving a beautiful woman to get home)
Sixth, ever you ever argued with a grown person over fuel, loadout, skin, takeoff direction, etc, for a cartoon airplane?
Seventh, have you been mad or upset on Saturday because of Friday's cartton airplanes?
Eighth, do you devote large parts of your time planning an attack or defense (or setting up arenas) for cartoon airplanes?
Ninth, do you log into a forum to read or brag about exploits in cartoon airplanes?
Tenth, if you have more than one combination of these symptoms, see 1 and 2 above.

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