He does live near Paris,Paris Ontario..... google it! He's not far from those little falls in Niagara,a mere half day by dogsled!
He should start to recieve those food drops again sometime next week!

Meh.
I live "near" Paris. Texas.
A lot closer than that dbag Pipz lives to Paris, France.
PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE.
I probably live closer to his Cannuck hideout than he lives to Paris France, actually. IT'S AN OUTRAGE!