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Offline pipz

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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #75 on: February 09, 2015, 04:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Nathan60 on February 09, 2015, 04:22:56 PM
This is easy, if Pipz drinks sucky beer made in his home country..then Pipz is infact Canadian.

As a matter of fact I ferment Giant Moose urine into a crude alcoholic beverage!  :old:
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Offline mbailey

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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #76 on: February 09, 2015, 04:36:27 PM »
There is a lot of stupid things in life I'll do, but questioning Pipz Canadian-ness is not one of them  :bolt:

When he's cut he bleeds Maple syrup  :old:
His beer will always have a Maple Leaf on the bottle  :old:  ( when he's not fermenting moose urine)
His bacon is round and smells of ham  :old:
All his hats have ear flaps, and tie under his chin  :old:
His pants are made of wool   :old:
To him Plaid is a primary color :old:
His fries have gravy and curds   :old:
He wears Nike snow shoes  :old:

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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #77 on: February 09, 2015, 04:40:04 PM »
Quote from: pipz on February 09, 2015, 04:27:03 PM
As a matter of fact I ferment Giant Moose urine into a crude alcoholic beverage!  :old:

No you don't. I know that for a fact.

And by the way, all Moose are GIANT!  :old:
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Offline Nathan60

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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #78 on: February 09, 2015, 04:41:47 PM »
Quote from: pipz on February 09, 2015, 04:27:03 PM
As a matter of fact I ferment Giant Moose urine into a crude alcoholic beverage!  :old:
yep he is Canadianeese that's how all Canadianeese beer is made.
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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #79 on: February 09, 2015, 04:43:18 PM »
Quote from: Nathan60 on February 09, 2015, 04:41:47 PM
yep he is Canadianeese that's how all Canadianeese beer is made.

Explains the taste   :O :bolt:
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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #80 on: February 09, 2015, 04:45:32 PM »
Quote from: mbailey on February 09, 2015, 04:43:18 PM
Explains the taste   :O :bolt:
Explains the smell on the breath of the people of Canadia.
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Offline Chris79

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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #81 on: February 09, 2015, 05:23:03 PM »
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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #82 on: February 09, 2015, 05:32:45 PM »
As previously stated.

Pipz smells of elderberries.


Therefore he is Canadian.
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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #83 on: February 09, 2015, 05:36:37 PM »
What the heck's going on in this necro-thread .... the channeling of Pipz's ego? well that's sure a test if he's Canadian or not. Canadian's have none.  :old:
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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #84 on: February 09, 2015, 06:34:40 PM »
I suspected as much there is no internet service in the wilderness near Ontario!
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Offline NatCigg

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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #85 on: February 09, 2015, 06:36:06 PM »
Quote from: pipz on August 24, 2014, 03:07:07 PM
This is an incredulous statement. I must be Canadian it says so in my profile!  :old:

Thank you for the kind words gentlemen. <S>

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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #86 on: February 09, 2015, 06:40:18 PM »
If you've ever been subject to Pipz singing on Vox, you no without a doubt he must be Canadian :aok
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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #87 on: February 09, 2015, 06:58:33 PM »
His rendition of O Canada is beyond compare  :old:
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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #88 on: February 09, 2015, 07:14:54 PM »
Is it sprinkled with 'ehs?'  :)
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Re: Pipz is not Canadian
« Reply #89 on: February 09, 2015, 07:40:59 PM »
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