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Offline wpeters

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Poems
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:53:21 PM »
Guys I am coming kinda short on finding a good poem for our school and parent poem fest. It needs to be clean for audience. (PG).   Any good suggestions whether funny or serious ?
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Re: Poems
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2014, 01:59:46 PM »
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Re: Poems
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2014, 02:13:49 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Zack is a banana
and he smells like poo




Hope this helps.
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2014, 02:41:25 PM »
Here are my two favorite poems from John Lillison, England's most famous one-armed poet:

 In Dillman's Grove
In Dillman's Grove my love did die,
and now in ground shall ever lie.
None could ever replace her visage,
until your face brought thoughts of kissage.

Pointy Birds
O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy.
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Re: Poems
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2014, 08:38:52 PM »


A Coat
W.B. Yeats

I MADE my song a coat
Covered with embroideries
Out of old mythologies
From heel to throat;
But the fools caught it,
Wore it in the world's eyes
As though they'd wrought it.
Song, let them take it,
For there's more enterprise
In walking naked.
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2014, 08:47:22 PM »
I grieve and dare not show my discontent,
I love and yet am forced to seem to hate,
I do, yet dare not say I ever meant,
I seem stark mute but inwardly do prate.
I am and not, I freeze and yet am burned,
Since from myself another self I turned.


My care is like my shadow in the sun,
Follows me flying, flies when I pursue it,
Stands and lies by me, doth what I have done.
His too familiar care doth make me rue it.
No means I find to rid him from my breast,
Till by the end of things it be supprest.


Some gentler passion slide into my mind,
For I am soft and made of melting snow;
Or be more cruel, love, and so be kind.
Let me or float or sink, be high or low.
Or let me live with some more sweet content,
Or die and so forget what love ere meant.

Queen Elizabeth I
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Re: Poems
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2014, 11:18:44 PM »
There once was a man named McBride
who fell in a two-holer and died.
The next day his brother
fell in the other
and now they're interred side by side.

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2014, 11:56:13 PM »
There was a young man from Nantucket,


« Last Edit: September 9, 2014, 09:10:01 AM by Skuzzy »
... missions were to be met by the commitment of alerted swarms of fighters, composed of Me 109's and Fw 190's, that were strategically based to protect industrial installations. The inferior capabilities of these fighters against the Mosquitoes made this a hopeless and uneconomical effort. 1.JD KTB

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Re: Poems
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2014, 12:21:21 AM »
Probably not what you're looking for, but you guys might enjoy this one:

Oh the bloody earth is littered
with the fighters and the quitters
Oh what could be be more bitter
than a nameless death below?
See the trenches long and winding,
see the battle slowly grinding,
don't you wonder how good men
can live so low?

Up above the sun is burning
up above the clouds are turning
you can hear those soldiers yearning
Oh if only I could fly.

In the burning sun I'll sight you
In the burning sun I'll fight you

Oh let us dance together in the sky

In the sky, in the sky,
Just you and I up there together
Who knows why?

One the hunter one the hunted
A live to live, a death confronted,

Oh, let us dance together in the sky.

and for you the bell is ringing
and for you my bullets stinging,
my lewis gun is singing
oh my friend it's you or I,

And I'll watch your last returning,
to the earth the fire's burning,
look up and you will see me wave goodbye

In the sky, in the sky,
Just you and I up there together,
who knows why?

One the hunter one the hunted,
A life to live, a death confronted,
Oh let us dance together in the sky.


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Re: Poems
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2014, 12:33:33 AM »
^That's from "Billy Bishop Goes To War"!

Great show, controversial.
... missions were to be met by the commitment of alerted swarms of fighters, composed of Me 109's and Fw 190's, that were strategically based to protect industrial installations. The inferior capabilities of these fighters against the Mosquitoes made this a hopeless and uneconomical effort. 1.JD KTB

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Re: Poems
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2014, 01:00:43 AM »
Many years ago a player named Wilbus of the luftweenie persuasion was caught flying a jug and "shamed" in this thread.

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,46072.0.html

I thought it was funny and wrote a poem.


Wilbus's Reply

I did not fly the blue nosed jug
it maneuvers like a slug
a porcupine I'd rather hug
then fly the silver, blue nosed jug

I did not fly that allied ride
I did not could not change my side
those evil boys conspired and lied
I did not fly that allied ride

I would not fly that monstrous bird
never mind what you have heard
I could not to it e'er be lured
I would not fly that monstrous bird

I did not would not fly that craft
Its much too silly,just too daft
your brains they must have shifted aft
to think that I would fly that craft

The Thunderbolt is not my plane
do you think I am insane?
the whole issue is quite inane
the Thunderbolt is not my plane



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Re: Poems
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2014, 02:01:23 AM »
hard to beat Yeats


Ode to a Nightingale
By John Keats

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
         My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
         One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk:
'Tis not through envy of thy happy lot,
         But being too happy in thine happiness,—
                That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees
                        In some melodious plot
         Of beechen green, and shadows numberless,
                Singest of summer in full-throated ease.

O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been
         Cool'd a long age in the deep-delved earth,
Tasting of Flora and the country green,
         Dance, and Provençal song, and sunburnt mirth!
O for a beaker full of the warm South,
         Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene,
                With beaded bubbles winking at the brim,
                        And purple-stained mouth;
         That I might drink, and leave the world unseen,
                And with thee fade away into the forest dim:

Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget
         What thou among the leaves hast never known,
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Re: Poems
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2014, 02:02:20 AM »
Night Mail

WH Auden

Night Mail
This is the night mail crossing the Border,
Bringing the cheque and the postal order,

Letters for the rich, letters for the poor,
The shop at the corner, the girl next door.

Pulling up Beattock, a steady climb:
The gradient's against her, but she's on time.

Past cotton-grass and moorland boulder
Shovelling white steam over her shoulder,

Snorting noisily as she passes
Silent miles of wind-bent grasses.

Birds turn their heads as she approaches,
Stare from bushes at her blank-faced coaches.

Sheep-dogs cannot turn her course;
They slumber on with paws across.

In the farm she passes no one wakes,
But a jug in a bedroom gently shakes.

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Re: Poems
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2014, 02:02:55 AM »
Baudelaire

Charles Baudelaire
“With heart at rest I climbed the citadel's
Steep height, and saw the city as from a tower,
Hospital, brothel, prison, and such hells,

Where evil comes up softly like a flower.
Thou knowest, O Satan, patron of my pain,
Not for vain tears I went up at that hour;

But like an old sad faithful lecher, fain
To drink delight of that enormous trull
Whose hellish beauty makes me young again.

Whether thou sleep, with heavy vapors full,
Sodden with day, or, new appareled, stand
In gold-laced veils of evening beautiful,

I love thee, infamous city! Harlots and
Hunted have pleasures of their own to give,
The vulgar herd can never understand.”

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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2014, 02:03:35 AM »
I saw in Louisiana a Live-Oak Growing.

Walt Whitman


I SAW in Louisiana a live-oak growing,
All alone stood it, and the moss hung down from the
         branches;
Without any companion it grew there, uttering joyous
         leaves of dark green,
And its look, rude, unbending, lusty, made me think
         of myself;
But I wonder'd how it could utter joyous leaves,
         standing alone there, without its friend, its
         lover near—for I knew I could not;
And I broke off a twig with a certain number of
         leaves upon it, and twined around it a little
         moss,
And brought it away—and I have placed it in sight in
         my room;
It is not needed to remind me as of my own dear
         friends,
(For I believe lately I think of little else than of
         them;)
Yet it remains to me a curious token—it makes me
         think of manly love;
—For all that, and though the live-oak glistens there
         in Louisiana, solitary, in a wide flat space,
Uttering joyous leaves all its life, without a friend, a
         lover, near,
I know very well I could not.
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