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And back to the News!
Well folks we are sure Mr. 999000 will want to avail himself of this deal to address his sudden onset event. Anonymous sources say they have been seeing a second figure sneaking into his B17's back door just before 999 releases his brakes for takeoff. With a scattered trail of jalapeno burrito wrappers blowing about behind him. Enquiring minds will remain vigilant as this story plays itself out, and the identity of the second figure is revealed. This reporter personally wishes Mr. 999000 well, and hopes he lets her rip on that methane source once and for all.