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[USCH]

Your not funny.

[wpeters]

This is just in from the gossip desk.  According to Latrobe the luv child is not his.  When ask how he knows he just said,  " Who wants to catch crabs?" The drama grows as we now try to find the real Father.    Now back to the situation developing over the Rook HQ

[Rob52240]

Fellow country member reports that spying is rampant and his bullets have been replaced with blank tracers.



The area squad member has taken plenty of mental notes to prove without a doubt that his country is always losing to opposing players who are also definitely using ricochet inducing armor in blatant defiance of the Grapevine Convention.

Yesterday several witnesses heard him rambling incessantly about how our base ack has been sabatoged because he got vulched 10 times while trying trying to launch a P-47 from a capped field that nobody else was helping to save.  And last weekend his mission was infiltrated by someone working with the light fighters who somehow managed to intercept and shoot down most of his heavy fighters.

To top it all off, the other two countries were able to develop some type of death ray weapon that can take out an entire 3 ship bomber formation from 1.5K using a Bf 110.

[BFOOT1]

This just in:
Daddkev is rumored to be no longer flying nekked. He is reported to be now supporting a latex suite with a whip as a joystick...is this the apocalypse? Stay tuned for more information tonight at 11:00.

[MrKrabs]

                                                               BREAKING NEWS
       It has been confirmed, Crabby will be giving birth to about 100 crab/human eggs in 2 weeks, all believed to be male, stay tuned for more on the reports of midway's conservation efforts for Albatroses gone wrong... Back to you bustr!

Word of warning... Avoid rocks featuring sticky purple gunk...





Just saying...





Oh and I've submitted a request to the Maury show to make Latrobe come forward to care for his brood.

[bustr]

This Just IN...............

Lathrobe has gone into hiding.

Curious minds are enquiring.............

Crab shack wrappers were found behind Lathrobe's 109 hanger. And you know ground crew have a lot of free time on their hands. Oh!!!! The inhumanity...... Is it wedding bells, infidelity, or worse? A crab boil in the future?

Hey....pass the Tabasco bottle while we are waiting.
 

[wpeters]

This Just IN...............

Lathrobe has gone into hiding.

Curious minds are enquiring.............

Crab shack wrappers were found behind Lathrobe's 109 hanger. And you know ground crew have a lot of free time on their hands. Oh!!!! The inhumanity...... Is it wedding bells, infidelity, or worse? A crab boil in the future?

Hey....pass the Tabasco bottle while we are waiting.
 

  :roll

This just gets better

[bustr]

SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Folks, do you have squirrels? Do they burrow and scratch and make you feel not quite clean? Well we have the answer for you. MassiveClub's Squirrel Begon!

Yes you just wait for that uncomfortable and less than clean moment. Then whack away with one of our patented MassiveClub Squirrel staves. Don't mind the razor sharp spikes, they are 100% hygienic stainless steel for your protection against secondary infections.

So the next time you feel that less than clean moment. Whack away with one of our MassiveClubs to relieve yourself of that burrowing itch. And maybe after wards enjoy some fine dining on squirrel TarTar.

OK!! Has anyone seen Lathrobe, Mr\Mrs Krabby or my Tabasco sauce bottle? And they better not try to pay me in squirrel tartar again..........where is my agent, my lawyer and my MassiveClub......clean, I'll show them CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glzsqd]

I think I know how to fix Crabbys "baby troubles"

[scott66]

I think I know how to fix Crabbys "baby troubles"



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WOW !!

[SkyRock]

This just in... SkyRock is still owning....  more later...

[1MADDOG1]

This just in: Met up with FBCrabby Tuesday, confirming that the rumors are true. He is pregnant and ended up in this condition when he got in the middle of a Midbruv romance. DNA tests confirm that the child has 3 donors.

This reporter left the meeting astounded, astonished & ashamed for the poor unborn child. Sonogram results showed the child already has rudder pedals and a stick with dual throttles in the womb.

[wpeters]

This just in: Met up with FBCrabby Tuesday, confirming that the rumors are true. He is pregnant and ended up in this condition when he got in the middle of a Midbruv romance. DNA tests confirm that the child has 3 donors.

This reporter left the meeting astounded, astonished & ashamed for the poor unborn child. Sonogram results showed the child already has rudder pedals and a stick with dual throttles in the womb.


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[BaldEagl]

This just in:
Daddkev is rumored to be no longer flying nekked. He is reported to be now supporting a latex suite with a whip as a joystick...is this the apocalypse? Stay tuned for more information tonight at 11:00.

In prior developments, Dadkev mysteriously disappears from the game as flies reportedly swarm his deluxe velour gaming chair.  Could this have been the impetus to move to latex?

On visiting Dadkev prior to an early year road trip, when offered Dadkev's gaming seat, 1Maddog1 replied "I prefer to stand".  Dadkev pumped the pedals while 1Maddog1 masterfully operated his joystick.  A good time was had by all.

[Mar]