Aces High, we never promised you, you wouldn't meet the soul mate of your dreams.
EHarmony, eat your heart out. Aces High cuts out the first 15 years and gets right to the personal combat. Acrimony is our business. Flaming Rage is our creed.
To find your acrimonious soul mate, just dial, 800 Iam AWeenii. Our kind and cheerful operator will get you hooked right up in no time.
Remember, you are not alone. Join us and let it All Hang Out!