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Offline glzsqd

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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2014, 08:56:53 PM »
So the real reason you all would marry the jug is because you can phsically abuse them knowing that they'll limp back home with you.







Or maybe your all chubby chasers.
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Offline Someguy63

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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2014, 11:00:35 PM »
This is a weird thread. :)
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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2014, 11:52:16 PM »
The TA152....such long wings.... :bhead :bhead oh gawd I can't take it anymore!!!
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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2014, 12:07:12 AM »
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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2014, 12:08:46 AM »
Yak-3...leggy, slim and she has an accent.  :D
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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2014, 02:28:44 AM »
Mosquito VI.
She has sexy lines, she gives me a woody and two people can enter her at once.
OH WAIT...  :confused:
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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2014, 02:29:25 AM »
Quote from: Squire on September 30, 2014, 12:08:46 AM
Yak-3...leggy, slim and she has an accent.  :D

Yeah... RUSSIAN accent. Not very sexy... And she has legs like a midget; even shorter than Lala's!  :bolt:
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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2014, 09:32:55 AM »
Quote from: BnZs on September 29, 2014, 07:26:15 PM
"Sinister" to me is more the quality I want in a comrade to walk the dark streets at night with, not the girl I want to marry.  :D

Eh, it's working well for me so far! lol. And the Bf-109 just feels like "home".
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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2014, 09:39:15 AM »
Dora. She's a feisty farm girl who's used to fighting with her brothers, but with finesse that almost every fighter wished they had.  She's the girl who can drive a pickup truck, wear muddy cowboy boots and packs a punch when you annoy her. But she can put on a dress and impress all the gentlemen at a ball. She ain't much for fancy dancing, but she can zoom you away.

That's my Dora.

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Offline Someguy63

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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2014, 11:21:40 AM »
You all personify planes so well. :rofl


I simply would marry a late war 109. :banana:
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Offline Zerstorer

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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2014, 12:02:39 PM »
I love the 110G2, but would not marry her.  Way too ugly....I'd stick to a more casual relationship.  :lol
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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2014, 04:38:58 PM »
I'd definitely hook up with a Yak 3. She has grace and intelligence along with beautiful proportions. I love just looking at her. But her legs are a little short and she's not able to sustain long term operations and relationships. She's a short range girl and doesnt handle her "high" well. But down low she's a dancer with speed to boot. Marriage? Maybe no, but I'll never forget my time with her.
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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2014, 05:25:22 PM »
A storch.

We both look awkward and gangly. We both are useful but not the first choice. We both are somewhat slow. We both like to smoke. We both seem to always have limited supplies, and people randomly yell at us.

Oh storchy....  :aok

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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2014, 05:31:27 PM »
Quote from: DubiousKB on September 30, 2014, 05:25:22 PM
A storch.

We both look awkward and gangly. We both are useful but not the first choice. We both are somewhat slow. We both like to smoke. We both seem to always have limited supplies, and people randomly yell at us.

Oh storchy....  :aok

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I think the bike in that picture may be faster  :devil
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Re: If you had to marry an airplane in AH?
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2014, 12:11:20 AM »
P38

Why ?

Because they did everything that was asked of them  :devil


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