I am also moving to Wisconsin
I'm sorry Danny, but Wisconsin is a land where men wear large wedges of cheese on their heads, hunt bear, and Hunker Down for the winter. As a British person, it doesn't matter who you are, where you've been, or what you've done, you are by definition a firearm-fearing, nanny-state loving, tea-sipping soccer poof who's almost French.
You will have to go to California.
(But only after a sex change.)