Well, Lets just up the ante and make it so the nearest pilot gets the proxy kill regardless of range. I mean hell he mentioned it was a selfish request. Lets just give random free kills to everyone. 
Actually, great idea! Its a hard game for new players and there are plenty of experienced players that don't make it home with 2 kills to land that often. A proxy is harmless and although sometimes a meaningless victory, I see no harm in awarding the kill to someone. In WWII, there were potential consequences for crashing or bailing from a plane far worse than someone getting your name in the buffer.