that dude that always parks edged up to your driveway..

[craz07]

ok no real topic here except a bit of a rage post at the guy that for a few days straight now, parks right up to the edge of your driveway making for a pain in the arse egressing and ingressing out of your driveway... man it pisses me off but i can't call it in cuz he's edged up just as ghey and flush as god made him/her....  It shouldn't bother me right?  But it does cuz it makes you have to do a half u-turn to get into the driveway from that side, and just makes for more dangerous driving... 

[oldskool65]

leave a pile of horse or cow pucky in the place where the wheels of the offending car sit or better still wet paint

[Skyyr]

leave a pile of horse or cow pucky in the place where the wheels of the offending car sit or better still wet paint

Put a sprinker by your driveway and turn it on at full force right before they go to get in their car.

[craz07]

thats going to far, what i have done to good effect in the past was leave a note on the windshield asking them to back off a bit in order for safety, that seemed to work for one vehicle...  i may have to note this one as well...

[DubiousKB]

at the risk of sounding Canadian... Have you spoken with the offending person? No other place for the alleged perpetrator to park?


If that fails, cover the front of the vehicle in maple syrup....

[glzsqd]

Drain the oil out of his car and put pour sand into it

[Rich46yo]

How about just knocking on his door and asking him not to?

Or better yet call 911 and tie up an emergency line and a squad cause you dont want to do what Humans have been doing for millions of years and "talking" to your neighbor?

[glzsqd]

How about just knocking on his door and asking him not to?

Or better yet call 911 and tie up an emergency line and a squad cause you dont want to do what Humans have been doing for millions of years and "talking" to your neighbor?

ARE YOU NUTS! THATS INSANE!

[Latrobe]

I say leave him a note asking that he back up just a bit so you can use your driveway safely. Also leave him some baked cookies as a peace offering, no one can refuse cookies. 

[Triton28]

Did the OP just ask a question and then give himself some advice?   

[Bizman]

Did the OP just ask a question and then give himself some advice?   

That's called rhetoric, just taken one step further.

[Swoop]

I once left a note on a car that read:  This parking space is available for rent, enquire with the owner at No.27.  Please enjoy your free trial.

[craz07]

See Rule #6

[Swoop]

Steal a traffic cone from somewhere and put it in the way when he's not there.

[craz07]

problem is i don't know who the birdbrain is thats doin it, and dont give me that crap about tying up a car, its what they're there for not posting on the forums..