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Offline Dragon Tamer

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Uh-oh...
« on: May 02, 2015, 05:15:29 PM »

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Re: Uh-oh...
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2015, 05:27:58 PM »
I'm screwed!  :uhoh







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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2015, 05:49:32 PM »
Porn lose brain? Uh, oh.....
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2015, 05:58:52 PM »
Of coarse in a scan it shows a lack of overall brain function. They seem to have no idea how the human body works.... everyone knows the the human body does only what it needs to survive...thus, watching porn causes the body to only use those functions necessary...sight, blood flow and the most important, hearing...especially acute if the wife or mum are about  :rofl :lol :D

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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2015, 06:20:04 PM »
In all honesty I did feel a little bit dumber after watching Farrah Abraham get blasted.  It is possible that my mind was blown by the horrific realization of just how much you can fit up there post childbirth. 
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Re: Uh-oh...
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2015, 06:25:22 PM »
Farrah Abraham


I only know of Vader Abraham.  :old:

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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2015, 10:35:57 PM »
huh?  :rolleyes: I don't understand?





















































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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2015, 10:48:10 PM »
Ifls has become nothing but clickbait. Hardly worth subscribing to on FB anymore.
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2015, 10:53:45 PM »
So now porn kills brain cells.

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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2015, 07:08:39 AM »
Quote
. When the men were being shown pornographic material, the MRI scans also revealed an apparent decrease in function of a brain region known to process motivation

I'm no scientist but I'm betting this is due to the rerouting of blood flow away from the brain...

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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2015, 09:08:15 AM »
If its the same worn airbrushed pornstars that have more wear on them then all the highways combined, then the lack of brain activity is due to brain cells dying because its "oh, she is doing that routine again for the 1000th time".
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Re: Uh-oh...
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2015, 11:27:13 AM »
If its the same worn airbrushed pornstars that have more wear on them then all the highways combined, then the lack of brain activity is due to brain cells dying because its "oh, she is doing that routine again for the 1000th time".

I doubt porn producers have the budget to post process hd videos too much. Some Dorcel movies clearly used some but it's more annoying than anything else.
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2015, 11:52:24 AM »
The 1979 Penthouse porn film Caligula starring Hellen Mirren, Malcolm McDowell and Peter O'Toole had a budget of $17.5 million. Caligula is an actual porn film as the sex was real, not simulated. The 2008 porn film Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge had a budget of $8 million. It’s not usual for a feature-length porn budget to cross the million dollar mark. Of course most porn films are shorts and don't have anywhere near these budgets or quality of production (two or more people romping in front of a web cam), but that can be said of the general film industry as well. More than 6,000 feature films are made every year, and tens of thousand (if not hundreds of thousand) shorts. Most are crap.

The 1995 porn film Uninhibited ($1.5 million) stands out as it was so good that HBO and the USA Network picked up the film after editing it down to an R version.
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2015, 01:22:37 PM »
In the voice of Nancy Grace............ " To look for PORN DAN PORN".........
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