This has been discussed before. It was decided that personality counts for a lot and a charming pig is in fact, not a filthy animal. You may argue that Junky and Waystin aren't charming if you like, but you are hereby on notice to leave a pigs excrement decision making out of further jabs in their direction.
Flying pigs are an accepted norm in AH and not the harbinger of doom. But this??, sounds like cats and dogs laying down together. I say there is not enough tinfoil production in the western world.......
Hitech has always made sound decisions, just not to the sound of breath being held. Usually he needs the real sound of bodies hitting the floor, rasping exhales, and the color purple. Trust, but verify it ain't purple face paint.