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Offline MrKrabs

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Bad Pizza
« on: June 25, 2015, 06:03:34 PM »
Have you ever been so angry about bad pizza that you go back to them with a can of store-bought 59 cent can of marinara sauce and mozzarella sticks from ARBY's just to tell them if they want to charge $20 bucks for a pizza and $7 for mozz sticks they need to start here...

I know it's completely wrong on my part... But come fracking on...
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2015, 06:15:57 PM »
Pizza hut?
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2015, 06:43:10 PM »
Pizza hut?

Nope - some small mom'n'pop place
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2015, 06:44:24 PM »
20$ for a pizza????
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2015, 07:04:42 PM »
20$ for a pizza????

I don't mind paying if the pizza is good... In this part of Florida it's par for the course...

But when I mean bad pizza I mean it makes those $1 frozen pizza in discount grocery store look good...
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2015, 07:14:26 PM »
I'm just a small town pizza lawyer and i'm tellin ya "It's all perfectly legal!!!"



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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2015, 07:17:27 PM »
For that prize it has to be something really special....
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2015, 07:34:47 PM »
For some very odd reason I've always liked Dominos.  One night I ordered a Pizza from them.  45 minutes later I called when it hadn't arrived yet.  They said it would be here in 30 minutes.  Thirty minutes later I ordered a second time on-line.  45 minutes later the driver arrived with the Pizza.  After a two hour wait the driver had the gall to argue with me because I wasn't giving him a tip.  They offered me no discount.  Nothing.

A few days later I got a "We're sorry" discount coupon in the mail for a large pizza for $9.99.  I logged onto their website and could order the same pizza for $7.99.

I haven't ordered from them again and never will.  I'd take bad pizza over that experience.
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2015, 07:37:37 PM »
For that prize it has to be something really special....

It does tend to be.
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2015, 07:49:54 PM »
Like reindeeer meat and some super fancy expensive cheese etc?
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2015, 08:12:06 PM »
Like reindeeer meat and some super fancy expensive cheese etc?

nah

I love Chicago Pizza and my favorite place has the water and other ingredients shipped down here from Illinois. Especially their beef.

Then there is the place within walking distance of me that is still expensive but the effort they put into their pizzas makes it completely worth it. Is it alot of nonsense for pizza? Yes... But once you have really really good pizza you cannot eat other stuff...

I do like Dominos from time to time. Is it cheap... yes... But I get what I expected.
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2015, 08:16:10 PM »
Somebody ordered me a sausage pizza once...





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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2015, 10:11:44 PM »
Little Caesars,, $12 =good stuff!
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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2015, 10:18:40 PM »
Have you ever been so angry about bad pizza that you go back to them with a can of store-bought 59 cent can of marinara sauce and mozzarella sticks from ARBY's just to tell them if they want to charge $20 bucks for a pizza and $7 for mozz sticks they need to start here...

I know it's completely wrong on my part... But come fracking on...

Pizza never enraged me, so no I haven't done that. 
I just buy someplace else.

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Re: Bad Pizza
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2015, 04:33:42 PM »
Little Caesars,, $12 =good stuff!

I would sooner eat my own excrement...

We have a pizza place down here called Mellow Mushroom, which is pricey, but very good. But going cheap, I like Pizza Hut, though they've started skimping on ingredients, so I have to get extra cheese and extra toppings.