*** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***

[vHACKv]

Right now as it stands the Crabb is crawling along with 3 kills for 21 deaths.

Kill #1) Zubb in a 190A-8, I have on quasi-reputable authority this was a vulch fail.

Kill #2) 68Austex in a Il-2... how? (seems suspiciously like a flaming proxy)

Kill #3) gp5 in a Yak-3, with a lawndart type fashion, diving from 22k

gp5 is making headlines again! He is tied with Monti with 4 kills each on the Crabb. One seems motivated by revenge... the other just seems infatuated with decapod crustaceans. Don't forget Zubb though, he does have a revenge kill of the bottom feeding exoskeleton in there. Only 68Austex is rolling with a fat goose egg with no counter blow to show. Remember this is the uber threatening un-armed troop / supply transport. Hang in there buddy... it is going to be a long tour.

The #1 plane used to kill the Transport Crabb is the BF109k-4 with 5 kills, and the #1 GV is the T-34/85 with 3 kills. Honorable mention to Monti again for the B-24 aggressor kill.


More updates to follow
Scuttle along with your drunks and Sherman parts brave little exoskeleton 

[glzsqd]

Ill escort him in mossie bombers! ANd steal his kills!

[bozon]

Too bad planes can't collide with paratroopers - crab could have  thrown his troops at the enemy.

[Wiley]

Too bad planes can't collide with paratroopers - crab could have  thrown his troops at the enemy.

 

That... that needs to be in the next version.  'Private Jackson, you WILL leap out of this aircraft and throw yourself into the prop of the pursuing fighter!'

Wiley.

[Oyabun]

Update?

[MrKrabs]

Update?

Hack is slacking off... ANYWAYS

Kill #4) 49Dallas in a C-47, rightfully dispatched by the far superior goon.

[vHACKv]

Out of town, stats page on AH website does not work on iPad and android, file formal protests with Skuzzy

[Oyabun]

Fear.... The.... C-47 ?   

[pipz]

I personally witnessed at close range Crabby ram a Yak3 with his goon after which both planes went down. Well done old man!!!! 

[JVboob]

Crabby my P40E will fly along side you. I hate being the juicy target some times LOL crab bait tends to make them bite

[Naughty]

 I watched a few auger trying to get him yesterday. I believe I read on country that he landed 3 kills with his goon. I was drunk so this could be wrong.

[mikev]

ho hum crabby even i can land kills in a goon hehehehe  lets see ya do it in a storch

[/URL]

[MrKrabs]

Update!!

The death toll is mounting!

Kill #5) Snargly in a Panzer H, towered in sheer terror.

Kill #6) snake325 in a Spitfire MK XIV figuring it would be safer underwater from the mighty goon.

Kill #7) LJB727 in a BREWSTER, dove from high alt only to black-out and auger after one turn.

In other news the kill race is heating up between Monti and GP5 with 5 kills each! They'll be feasting on crab claws while people run in fear of the mighty Tactical Attack Goon! (T.A.G.) that holds 7 kills for 70 deaths!

[Latrobe]

A brew kill should count as 2! 

[scott66]

MR CRABBY COULD YOU PLEASE STOP CAPPING OUR BASE WITH THAT RUST BUCKET YOU CALL A C47!!