« Reply #45 on: July 07, 2015, 01:34:06 PM »
Been 'on the skids' couple times..lived outta car few..one time was dishwasher at pizza place near Chicago. Had great oven, revolving triple shelves. Bottom cooked bottom faster, top cooked top faster, middle in between.
Us peasants employed there got choice of small cheese pizza or small meatball sandwich.
One day the all important pizza chefs didn't have time for my small cheese pizza..was told to make my own.
I cooked the crust on bottom shelf, than cooked cheese on top shelf till oil baked out of cheese into red crust on top...from then on made my own.
After week or so, boss asked for slice..made me pizza chef...whoo hooo...
The waitress's would offer customers my 'especial' with extra top cooking, we'd split tips.
Than I walked in on some weird prostitution thing in office and quit in big hurry.
Gotta love Chicago.
JGroth
Like he was pimping pizzas on the side? Or making erotic movies involving pizza toppings?
Maybe somebody had a "pizza the hut" fetish?
« Last Edit: July 07, 2015, 01:35:48 PM by Meatwad »
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