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Offline Ack-Ack

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You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« on: July 21, 2015, 12:14:37 PM »
Cop burns a lady he's giving a ticket to.

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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2015, 12:18:09 PM »
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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2015, 01:40:00 PM »
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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2015, 02:26:07 PM »
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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2015, 02:27:46 PM »
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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2015, 03:07:27 PM »
Reminds me of a story...

Officer to speeding woman - "Ma'am, where's the fire?"
Woman - "Between my legs.  Would you like to put it out?"
Officer - "No ma'am.  We don't put out trash fires."
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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2015, 06:21:29 PM »
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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2015, 08:09:29 AM »
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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2015, 01:36:45 PM »
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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2015, 01:46:08 PM »
hate to ruin everyone's fun but it is a fake, no real law officer would conduct himself in that manner
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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2015, 01:52:43 PM »
Quote from: craz07 on July 22, 2015, 01:46:08 PM
hate to ruin everyone's fun but it is a fake, no real law officer would conduct himself in that way
True that! No man would turn down a mouth freebee.

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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2015, 12:33:52 PM »
Quote from: craz07 on July 22, 2015, 01:46:08 PM
hate to ruin everyone's fun but it is a fake, no real law officer would conduct himself in that manner

It's not fake and the cop did act professionally.
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Re: You can bet she'll never use this trick to get out of a speeding ticket again
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2015, 09:47:50 AM »
I doubt it was a set up joke clip, but it is possible. On the other hand I can say from personal experience that the "offer" of a sexual favor is not all that uncommon of a tactic by females in traffic stops. Some of which have looks that would peel wall paper at 50 yards.  :O
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