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Offline USRanger

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Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« on: August 01, 2015, 10:38:22 PM »

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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2015, 10:52:58 PM »
$5 for a whole chicken's a better deal than the grocery store plus that it's fresh.
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2015, 11:02:15 PM »
But it's good with cats, dogs and kids!!!  :D
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2015, 11:41:16 PM »
"Chicken Lives Matter".
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2015, 12:52:56 AM »
Just don't shoot it with an bow and arrow. :rofl
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2015, 06:02:25 AM »
Quote from: JimmyD3 on August 02, 2015, 12:52:56 AM
Just don't shoot it with an bow and arrow. :rofl

Or, if you do, at least don't post a "Look how much bigger this dead animal makes my Johnson look" photo.
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2015, 07:23:05 AM »
Are they sure it doesnt lay eggs or does it lay in a spot hidden away
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2015, 07:28:10 AM »
Village by me just banned the private ownership of Chickens , citing health reasons.......
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2015, 08:01:23 AM »
Seems like if it layed eggs he'd be worth a whole lot more than $5.
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2015, 08:28:39 AM »
I love how its specified as a "golden comet hen"
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2015, 09:53:11 AM »
If it doesnt lay, $5 for year round bug and grub removal isnt bad
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Offline FLOOB

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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2015, 10:48:58 AM »
Thruster it's not a he.
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2015, 01:05:15 PM »
Golden Comets are usually great egg producers (brown eggs). Maybe if she gets some quiet time away from the cats, dogs and kids, she'll start laying again  :D
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2015, 03:21:53 PM »
Quote from: TOMCAT21 on August 02, 2015, 07:28:10 AM
Village by me just banned the private ownership of Chickens , citing health reasons.......

In the United States we call them towns and cities.
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2015, 03:25:09 PM »
Quote from: USRanger on August 01, 2015, 11:02:15 PM
But it's good with cats, dogs and kids!!!  :D

Well that's just barbaric.  I'd probably have it with corn on the cob.   :D
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