Author Topic: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.  (Read 970 times)

Offline Meatwad

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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2015, 03:27:22 PM »
Mashed taters  :)
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Offline RotBaron

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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2015, 06:17:36 PM »
If it doesnt lay, $5 for year round bug and grub removal isnt bad

 :aok  caterpillar eater/garden cleaner  $5, sold where do I pickup?
They're casting their bait over there, see?

Offline FLOOB

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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2015, 07:24:32 PM »
Village by me just banned the private ownership of Chickens , citing health reasons.......
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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2015, 09:05:11 PM »
:aok  caterpillar eater/garden cleaner  $5, sold where do I pickup?


Better keep your garden fenced off. I had an almost perfect yellow squash that one decided it was a giant kernel of corn.

It was down to the rind  :cry
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I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline Thruster

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Re: Sometimes, where I live just cracks me up.
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2015, 08:12:30 AM »
Yeah well as I recall we had 2 names for chickens that didn't lay....Rooster or Supper.