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Offline ghi

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What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« on: August 07, 2015, 09:35:41 PM »
 buhahaha; :) I didn't know why this boring breakfast cereals were invented ;  :bhead :rofl


"Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease and invented the plain cereal to stop self-pleasuring
Corn flakes were invented by John Harvey Kellogg in the 19th century
He believed sex and masturbation were unhealthy for the body and mind
Created corn flakes as a decidedly plain meal to prevent masturbation
Also advocated yoghurt enemas to prevent people pleasuring themselves"

more here;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3185011/What-Corn-Flakes-masturbation-common-Mr-Kellogg-believed-sexual-desires-caused-disease-invented-plain-cereal-stop-self-pleasuring.html







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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2015, 09:58:28 PM »
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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2015, 10:10:51 PM »
some perverted christian ideology would fit but wtf?  sounds more like a middle europe fairytail.  what kind of shade do they pervade in the netherworld?  :headscratch:
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Offline ghi

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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2015, 10:11:07 PM »
I just searched the Wiki  , seems to be true;, what a dweeb, and people still eat his sick  inventions after 100 years;    :furious
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2015, 10:12:40 PM »
I guess I need to start eating corn flakes...
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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2015, 10:21:25 PM »
Would sugar coated corn flakes be like the XXX of cereal then?
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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2015, 10:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Serenity on August 07, 2015, 10:12:40 PM
I guess I need to start eating corn flakes...
:rofl :rofl
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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2015, 12:04:44 AM »
He created corn flakes to stop people from wankin it? My god...
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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2015, 12:19:08 AM »
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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2015, 12:31:52 AM »
Well that's just stupid.  I don't have much sexual drive but I like corn flakes.
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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2015, 12:49:52 AM »
I'm here to tell you that J.H. Kellogg, while perhaps well meaning, was entirely incorrect about how effective corn flakes would be.

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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2015, 08:15:32 AM »
Quote from: BaldEagl on August 08, 2015, 12:31:52 AM
Well that's just stupid.  I don't have much sexual drive but I like corn flakes.

Corn flakes seem to be working in your case, then.

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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2015, 09:28:05 AM »
Are you supposed to eat the cornflakes anytime you get the urge to wank, or does it somehow diminish your wanking urges.. I don't know how it was intended to be utilized, all I know is I lost my appetite thinking of all the wanking that goes on around here paired with a fresh bowl of cornflakes
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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2015, 10:07:21 AM »
There is only one force that can overcome the affects of not masterbating from consumption of cornflakes, it's called marriage.
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Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2015, 11:54:22 AM »
Quote from: mbailey on August 08, 2015, 10:07:21 AM
There is only one force that can overcome the affects of not masterbating from consumption of cornflakes, it's called marriage.

it my case it increased it.  got tired of "not tonight".


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